Hello fellow Dopers,
The thread about influences reminded me of my favorite person and one of the awkwardest situations that I have ever been put into.
I was sitting in my private piano lesson in college with my professor, Sister Goretti. (Yes, I went to a Catholic University) Anyway, I was at my piano and she was at hers and we just got finished warming up when she popped the question on me, “So, what do you like to do in bed?” I know she meant it completely innocently, at least I hope, but it completely shocked me. That in itself is a difficult feat to accomplish. Anyway, I sat at my piano staring at her with my mouth agape drawing flies for ten whole minutes until I finally overcame the shock enough to say, “that’s really personal sister.”
Yes, she knew I was gay. She even really liked my lover. I think she was trying to ask me if I was a top(fucker) or a bottom(fuckee), but did not know the words. If I thought quicker I could have said something like, “It depends, what do you like to do in bed?” but that would not have been appropriate. For the record I am versatile being both top and bottom.
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter