Bad bad bad Turtle poop. (Favorite emoji)

If we gots us some widdle pictures, we don’t need to read.

Street signs do it.
Self checks out do it.

Soon we won’t recognize words at all.

We’ll all have the reading skills of toddlers with picture books.
Scary, right there.

BTW …you know :pizza: emoji mean :heart: ? So does :cheese:.

I was informed just today.
Why?

Vas joooke.

Wait till you learn what some of the fruit and veggie emojis mean! :blush:

I do not want to know. It’ll mean something else in ten years.

You can make CRap Music!

I somewhat enjoy trying to keep up with pop culture.

I’ve learned that this :hotdog: is a ‘glizzy.’

Wow
That means gun? How weird.

Yeah, I’m not entirely clear on the jump from gun to hotdog, but apparently the word stuck for some reason.

Hold up, “glizzy” means ‘gun’?

ETA: learn something new every day…

With roots in the rap world, a “glizzy” is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include “hot dog” comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog

I haven’t had enough coffee…

Actually, there may not BE enough coffee in the universe to manage Glock handguns and hot dogs, together.

Does the Second Amendment give you the right to bear hot dogs? How will this affect the Nathan’s annual hot dog eating contest?

If you are pro gun control, would it make sense to register hot dog buns?

Will 3D printers soon make hot dogs?

Maybe I should just go back to bed.

~VOW

You funny🤭

And what about those people who think hot dogs are sandwiches?