Oh yeah, that would make me twitch, too.
In either Brainerd or Bemidji, Minnesota, there is the Cease Funeral Home. I also seem to remember seeing a sign in Dubuque, Iowa, for John Law, attorney.
I’m familiar with eateries in Illinois called Booby’s and Gross’ Burgers.
666 Cold Medicine. I presume it’s not popular in the Bible Belt.
There is a large supermarket out in Monterey Park (a largely Chinese suburb of LA) called Shun Fat Market.
And I don’t think they specialize in health food.
I don’t mind them, as long as they use apostrophes, not quotes.
We had a Chinese food place like this near us: OK Chinese. My wife and I always used to make a similar joke about it: “Our food? It’s OK, I guess.” Go for the gusto, man! Call your place Excellent Chinese or Best Chinese or something. Labelling your product “OK” doesn’t really inspire me to rush in to try it.
Linens 'n Things is my favorite in this category. “Hmmmm, we need some…things. Now where could we go to buy some?”
Why at Pets 'n Things, Kitchen 'n Things and/or Computers 'n Things, of course. These were three businesses on three consecutive blocks in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood. As far as I know, though, only Kitchen 'n Things remains.
Especially given that it means raw sewage.
How about Kum & Go gas stations? The first one I saw was in Cumming County, Nebraska.
There is a used furniture store down the street from an apartment I used to live in that was called Knot Knew Furniture. The place didn’t even sell exclusively wooden furniture, so it didn’t have two puns in its name, it had two misspellings.
The only way that name would work would be if they sold wooden furniture and out of date intelligence. “Yes, I’d like to buy a dining set and the location of Manuel Noriega.”
And not just any raw sewage, either: raw sewage containing human and animal waste and all their pathogens!
You’re not working hard enough at this.
You see, a “whatnot” is a piece of funiture, made from wood and/or other materials. That word can also refer to an item that you don’t know, can’t remember or want a generic name for (e.g., “cocaine, condoms, hookers and whatnot”). The store name is “Knot Knew” or “Knew Knot – Knew Not,” meaning the owners just couldn’t quite come of with a definite name for the store that sells furniture, some of which hold curios.
Doesn’t it all make sense now? 
In my home town when I was a kid we had a “Lemmen’s Used Cars.”
I could never quite figure out if it was supposed to be humorous, or an example of someone needing to change their name.
There’s a place in Kissimmee called “Decent Nails.” Not “Happy Nails” (also in Kissimmee) or “Trendy Nail” (Kissimmee), but “Decent Nails.”
“Eh, it’s decent. No high quality stuff, but it’s better than Shitty Nails.”
Seattle just opened a new trolley service. It’s the South Lake Unoin Trolley or SLUT. Of course, now they want to call it a Streetcar; too late!
I could kinda see some potential for ad campaigns though. “We’ll take anybody, anywhere!” Something along those lines.
I just have to share this: Ride the S.L.U.T.
This is funeral home near the street I grew up on. “Amigone” Am I Gone?