Just had to rant. The OpenOffice.org “database” solution is really a piece of crap. Let’s put aside the crashing for now, and deal with the functionality.
Now, I need to use Access for a little side project of my own. I have a fixed width text file that I need to work with. Now that I’m not working in an office any more, I don’t have Access to Access (ha) but I know that it would work suitably for my needs, and Excel won’t cut the mustard, mostly because of the number of records (more than 65k) and also because I don’t need that much processing.
So I hunt around. What’s that new buzzword, Open Source? Hey, it’s free, might as well give it a try…
- I can’t import fixed width tables.
- I read the help file. It tells me to open then using the *.csv filter. Fine.
- There’s no such filter.
- I get pissed, read the help file again, google around… nothing. Find that damn *.csv filter
4a) Follow someone’s advice to just drag and drop. Up comes the silly *.csv filterless dialog. :rolleyes: - I look again. It’s not FRICKIN THERE
- Simmer for a bit, wonder if perhaps the filters were in another module that I didn’t install
- Install the whole damn thing.
- Suddenly, the *.csv filter is there. Okay, fine.
- Attempt to import. And what do I find?
THE NUMBER OF RECORDS IS LIMITED TO 65K!! DAMMIT!! THIS IS A FRAKING DATABASE PROGRAM HERE!!! WTF!!!
Now, I’m going to install mySQL on my computer, and access it from my computer through 127.0.0.1 (more rolleyes here) and hopefully it has something that can import fixed width tables.
GRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.