Bad Ju-July (monthly mini-rants) [Old]

I was faced with a real-life version of Mad’s “Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions”.

This happened at Lowe’s, where I’d gone to pick up heavy-duty twine. Not seeing it anywhere, I asked “Caleb” (who looked like he could star in a modern remake of “Hee-Haw”) where the rope and twine was. That stumped him, and he said he’d have to ask someone else. Fair enough.

Caleb approaches the nearby Customer Service desk and consults with two equally confused-looking women. He turns back to me and asks, “Do you want to buy rope and twine?”

I stared at him for a few seconds, mentally composing and rejecting comebacks.

“No, I want to wrap it around my naked body, go over to Lawn & Garden and do a rain dance.”

Fortunately I have (barely) sufficient impulse control, otherwise they might have called the Sheriff’s Department on me.

I don’t know if Lowe’s has it, but I love using the Home Depot app when there’s something that I can’t find. If it’s in stock, they’ll say where it is in the store by column and bay number. The last time it didn’t work for me was when the bay was under the normal shelves and wasn’t labeled. (Target and Walmart apps have something similar.)

Just a garden variety work gripe. First off, Pamela, I know you’re doing like three jobs at once right now but when I ask you for service statistics for federal reports, I am not asking you to send me a big ass raw data Excel spreadsheet that I then have to divine answers out of. Also this shit is due Sunday and I gave a head’s up two weeks ago, I told you to contact the help desk to make sure you could get into the system and why am I working on a Saturday?

Oh, well, now that that’s done, at least I can look forward to playing Baldur’s Gate all day next Friday. I just put in the PTO and got it approved.

What’s that? A last minute county grant I could have known about two months ago is due in…checks notes four days? I can’t even get in to see the fucking RFP so I can’t even guess how long it’s going to take me. I’ve got some vacation time coming up including a long-overdue trip to my Aunt’s and I’m gonna be PISSED if this fucks it up.

And a special thanks to HR for scheduling a Monday morning appointment on Friday night so I have no advance notice to tell my allergist that I have to reschedule my check up yet again. Yes I did make it clear when asked that Monday is not a good day.

Sometimes, what this job offers in fewer working hours it more than makes up for in stress.

Cute rant:

Wee Weasel has a Lightning McQueen squishmallow called Beep Beep that is his best friend. We eat with Beep Beep, we ride in the car with Beep Beep, we definitely do not go to sleep without Beep Beep. So we got a secret second one, you know, just in case something happened to it. We had to wash Beep Beep so we secretly switched them out, and Mom got a little careless with the location of the original. Well guess who found the hidden Beep Beep today? It was like Christmas for this kid. Now we have to drag two Beep Beeps everywhere.

Better buy two spares and hide them at a friend’s house. A friend that Wee Weasel doesn’t visit.

Went to OKC for a couple of weeks this month. When I checked my bags at PSX (Portland International) on the 10th, the counter agent checked my PPE bag at no charge, as a courtesy. The counter agent at Will Rogers World Airport on the 22nd didn’t, so I had to drop an extra $40 for my second bag. No worries, I’ll get reimbursed when I submit my travel expense receipts. So, this week, I submitted them, and they were immediately bounced back at me. Hoping to get clarification, I asked if it was because of the discrepancy in the number of checked bags.

No! It was because both receipts for my fees had been dated for the 10th of July! I suspect that it was because both transactions had been tied to the same round trip record in Delta’s ticketing system. I resubmitted, with a comment explaining that, but I won’t see any further information about how screwed I am until I get back to work on Wednesday.

An emulator wont/can’t save anything in a game that requires a battery What you need to do is somewhere in the menu where you can reset the game and other options there’s a spot called “save state” it’s pretty much a saved image and you can use it to save any game even ones that didn’t save originally that’s how you save a game in most emulators …

yeah lowes has it too … ive had to tell instacart a few times where something is when they cant find it

wait rain ? is that not the magic skywater the ancients spoke of ? I’ve seen the cave paintings it … it is but a miragein the desert…

lol seriously it hasn’t rained here in about 8 months …if the mountains hadn’t had a few blizzards wed be on a very dracoian water rating regime now …

That’s how I save/load emulator games. There’s also sometimes a quick save/quick load option to save you time. That’s a pretty standard feature in an emulator.

Actually, it turns out the emulator did save my game. I accidentally loaded Oracle Of Seasons instead of Ages- twice. My shame is great.

I feel for ya. I have to enter reimbursements for travelers, and the system is a right pain in the ass.

My wife and I are in an infuriating dispute regarding canceled air reservations that has Expedia and American Airlines each blaming the other like the scumbags in the “T’was him” political cartoon while one of them verrrrry conveniently has our money. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Back in the spring, we booked on Expedia an April trip to the national parks of southern Utah. We were going to fly from Chicago into Salt Lake City, rent a car, drive to various national parks near which we booked hotels, and then fly back from Las Vegas to Chicago.

Unfortunately, we had to cancel our trip in March when a health issue rendered me unable to fly right at the time in April we were scheduled to travel. We quickly got refunds from any pre-paid hotels, and we got a credit of over $1160 (actually, credits of about $580 for each of us) for our American tickets. The March email was from Expedia but said we had an airline credit that we could use for American flights (that is, it didn’t say we had Expedia credit we could use on any Expedia booking). In the meantime, the charge of over $1160 to my credit card went through just fine.

The medical issue has since been resolved, and we decided to rebook for September. I went back to Expedia to book the same American trips; that is, Chicago to Salt Lake and then Las Vegas to Chicago. I made the mistake of not booking it as a round-trip and, once I used the credit to book the outbound trip, Expedia said I had no credit left for the return leg because it was an airline credit that could be used only once per terms dictated by the airline. In other words, they claimed their hands were tied. :roll_eyes:

That prompted me to try my luck with American. The American operator I spoke with said he found our credit, and stupid me didn’t ask how much of a credit he found. Instead, I told him to use “the” credit to buy the Las Vegas-Chicago flight for us, in belief the Chicago-Salt Lake leg was firmly booked through Expedia.

Nope! :rage: I was told a couple of days later that American canceled my ORD-SLC booking through Expedia because it and the direct booking with American for LAS-ORD used the same credit. American canceled the ORD-SLC booking once it realized the same credit was used twice.

I initially thought one or the other company would straighten this out, that the penalty for making a one-way booking when I should have booked a round-trip is NOT losing hundreds of dollars. I thought that charges, tickets, and other entries in a computer can be reversed under the right circumstances with the right authority, so I might have to escalate the matter above the initial phone call or email but with a little effort either the LAS-ORD booking or the unused portion of my credit would be restored.

Again, nope! Many phone calls and emails later, Expedia insists it can’t fix the problem because “the airline has taken over the booking.” American equally pigheadedly insists the original $1160+ credit from March was Expedia credit and Expedia needs to fix it. Each professes to deeply regret the position we’re in, but neither will budge an inch. To all those who insist only government has bureaucratic thickets that entrap and dispirit taxpayers, behold these fucking paragons of customer-satisfying capitalism furiously passing the buck back and forth so that neither is responsible, and attempting to cloak that effort in crocodile tears!

I really don’t fucking care which one’s responsible, either Expedia or American got my $1160+ back in the spring and I now have only half the tickets for our trip to show for it. In other words, the balance of my payment not used for the LAS-ORD tickets has been brazenly fucking stolen by either Expedia or American unless and until this is resolved. I certainly have no inclination to do further travel business with either pack of fucking thieves!

Suggestions? Useful curses? :slightly_smiling_face:

It never ceases to amaze me how shoppers who less than a minute earlier were walking through the parking lot from the store to their car, and presumably did not want to be hit by a car during that walk, suddenly become “get out of my way!” pedestrian-hostile assholes as soon they get into their car!

I completely understand it. The vehicle is an extension of their person but it is also a sound booth and mechanized armor. You know those clowns that bark obscenities at traffic inside their own car even though no one can hear them and they are doing nothing but the annoying their passengers. Yeah, it’s that. Impotent rage at both at both the lack of community, but at the same time also all the horrible trappings of it. We have communication without warmth. Crowd without company.

We let our soul get out and play in dog parks on only rare occasions.

Appliances these days DO NOT LAST.

Our house is 27 years old. We’ve replaced the A/C system twice. The clothes washer twice (one of the times was to get a front-loader - and boy howdy did we use the extended warranty on that one!!). The dryer twice. The wall oven once. The cooktop lasted forever, when I kinda wished it would die - it was the old ceramic coil style that you cannot even find any more, but that thing lasted and lasted and lasted. Finally a couple of the burners failed and we got an induction cooktop (we’ll see how THAT lasts).

The over-the-stove microwave failed at 5+ years old; one expensive repair bought us about 8 months, at which time I bought a countertop one. We finally replaced the built-in… and it too failed at 5+ years. We bought a countertop one and shelving unit for it for less than a replacement.

The garbage disposal has been replaced twice. The fridge, only once - and it lasted 20+ years so I can’t complain.

The dishwasher has been replaced twice. I thought 3 times, but cannot find anything in Quicken to corroborate that. The original one lasted less than 10 years, the replacement actually made it nearly 11, but ITS replacement, just over 7 years old, has had one major repair and has died again, likely fatally (and it’s a Bosch, which is SUPPOSED to be reliable). A quick repair last week got it going again, but it trips the circuit - likely due to water damage to the wiring due to the original problem.

I hate spending a fortune for extended warranties on appliances but sadly, it’s paid off quite a few times.

A few weeks ago a place hired me and I was happy, til she said Oh, we need people who can work nights and I was summarily let go.
After weeks of bussing and applying, Finally a food place hired me. Its a 25 minute bus ride. 15 an hour! If I’m ever hired, its during the interview. She was telling me the orientation hours and told me to go online to fill out a more detailed application, then text her. I said, This means you want me, yes? Oh yes, she replied. Yay. I am to go in tomorrow with my I.D. and social. Pray nothing goes wrong.

Good luck!!!

Fingers crossed!

I enjoy reading Christopher Elliot’s travel advice columns in my Sunday paper; I try to make it the last part of the paper that I read, kind of like dessert.

His advice is to keep written records and to write clear and concise letters to the airline and travel execs; he lists their email addresses on his web site. He may be interested in your unusual case for one of his columns, where he’ll get personally involved.