Here is a link to the article. Be warned, Nerve can be considered NSFW since it deals with mostly sex, and this article has a lot of strong language and graphic descriptions. With that said…
http:// www . nerve.com/regulars/badsex/011/
I’ve thrown a spaces into the link in case it’s too NSFW for the board… hopefully that helps…
The author, George Tabb, describes a sexual encounter gone wrong with a lead singer of a “hippie band” that his own punk rock band was opening for. He says that the singer in question went on to great fame, including a Letterman appearance, so my girlfriend and I have been trying to Inspector Parker it to figure out who it is.
Here is a link to the author’s band: Roach Motel
We think the incident in question happened in the early 80s, as it seems that’s when the authors band was most active.
Using Wiki, we think we’ve eliminated Stevie Nicks, Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, Madonna, and Pat Benatar either through timing (Nicks, Jett, Harry) or whether or not they ever fronted a band (Benatar and Madonna).
So I turn to you for help.
It could be this singer is a lot more obscure than the author is giving her credit for - but maybe we can figure it out.
Again, we’re looking for a female singer that came to fame in probably the mid to late 80s, though it could have been later than that. At one time she fronted a “hippie” band, probably in 82 or 83. Also, she apparantly had a rather foul nether-region, if that helps narrow it down.