So I was sitting in the student center here, and playing chess with a group of guys from the chess club. It’s sort of our way of getting our attention and picking up ladies (hey I met one once…).
So someone was watching us today and made a comment about wanting to see more checkmates when we played. So I go…
“Hey, it’s Valentine’s day. Everyone should mate.”
So this is why I get the ladies.
What’s your bad Valentine’s day joke?