Bad Valentine's Day Jokes

So I was sitting in the student center here, and playing chess with a group of guys from the chess club. It’s sort of our way of getting our attention and picking up ladies (hey I met one once…).

So someone was watching us today and made a comment about wanting to see more checkmates when we played. So I go…

“Hey, it’s Valentine’s day. Everyone should mate.”

So this is why I get the ladies.

What’s your bad Valentine’s day joke?

Happy valentines day… … … It’s really too bad you missed the massacre.
I guess this “joke” only applies when you’re speaking to someone you really don’t like. oh well.