Ana, that’s just plain min (now).
(Fine, I don’t do puns, okay?!??!)
But it can be fun to watch you flounder. 
Having lurked through many of CandidGamera’s witty and sly replies, I too don’t find him at all boring (myself OTOH, quite the contrary) but taht probably doesn’t help much since he seems to be finding himself boring. Are you sure others do? Or are you projecting your own feelings onto others?
I don’t think this is projection; I have a fantastic capacity to entertain myself. Back in the high school days of yore, a friend’s girlfriend intimated that I might be a little boring, to which I replied “I’m never boring” quite readily - from my perspective. Of course, she then laughed pretty loudly, so her mileage may vary.
I will say this : I’m a great fan of consistency and well-defined parameters, and dogmatic methods. I ask a lot of questions of people to “figure them out” - personally, I like being asked questions, but I just don’t see other people reacting to it as I would.
Gamera, Kythereia, you two seem to be eminently suited for each other. Those were really awful puns.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t like Gamera ** a lot, and Kyth, ** too. I’d probably be glad to be in a room alone with either of them! 
I just don’t want the wrong impression bandied about.
flips hair, sticks nose in the air I am a lad-y.
SHUSUUUUSHHHH! Quite down and prey he didn’t hear you. Do you want to have a giant nuclear turtle, dressed in the worlds biggest trenchcoat and slouch hat, accidentally crushing all the buildings? Do you actually want him to fight Godzilla in your main shopping district? Because, if he comes to visit you, that is what will happen. He is called CandidGamera for a reason, you know! Just look at this picture of him, fergodzsake!
P.S. But really, how about you post a picture of yourself on the gallery, Gamera?
Maybe the ‘fun-intellectual’ girls will find you more interesting. You know the kind that can carry a conversation on any topic seriously, but are just as liable to break up (laugh, that is) at some of the most moan-worthy puns. Don’t know many of those, but can’t say I have ever gone looking.
I myself prefer someone more to my intelligence level, which lies somewhere between flounder and cod.
I have the exact same feeling **CandidGamera **. Online, people love me. I’m great at conversation, interesting, witty, use relative catchphrases and quotes, and good at utilizing the unlimited amount of conversation pieces available at my fingertips. People enjoy my company, and I enjoy theirs. Offline, I have a hard time finding interesting things to say, keeping up with other’s wit, and can’t seem to get a word in without interupting others. Socializing offline is like sinking in quick sand. I think about what to say for song long that the next thing I know I’m making receding into my own head and making up metaphors for sucking at socializing like the one above. Those few seconds you use to think before writing a response in an aim conversation go a looong way…perhaps I’ve become too accustomed to them.
singing You’re once, twice, three times a lady…
Um…
lemme think about it…
YES!
Who wouldn’t?
Because it’s another username and password I’d have to remember?
Well then, just do what I do. Use the same password you sign onto the SDMB with. Alternately, you could simply email a pic to OpalCat , (Hi Opal!) and ask her to put it up for you. You claim you feel uninteresting, but obviously, I would like to no what you look like, should I bump into you on the street someday, so you can’t be that boring (Also proven by your past threads). ::Teasing voice:: You’re not shy, are you?::Teasing voice::
I’m so uninteresting that I don’t even have anything to add to this thread.
And the club meetings are BYOB.
Me too. If I’m in a group of people going out to a work lunch for example, most of the others don’t even realise I’m there. I’m a truly unspectacular dull individual.
Are you trying to say youareasquare? :dubious: