HA! I’m on to you! We all line up and pay our $4.95 and the bank of servers hums mightily along. Threads pop open without a moments hesitation. Error pages are a thing of the past. But then, slowly, over a matter of weeks, the bank of Pentium4 2k MHz machines with 2 gigs of RAM, 10 drive RAID, and a battery back up the size of a 63 Chrysler Newport is whittled away. Piece by piece. So we won’t notice. Until the ultimate goal of running the SDMB off a Macintosh IIci between the graffiti remover and the DRYSORB[sup]TM[/sup] in the Janitorial supply closet is reached.
What’s up with the dog ass speed of the SDMB lately? I’m not usually one to whine, but it’s looking like the pre-subscription speeds. Can someone please reboot the server or something? It’s starting to effect the ten vanity searches I have running simultaniously.