Baker’s Dozen III

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb

It’s tart but still great. Best served warm with a big glob of New York vanilla ice cream.

-“BB”-

4 and 12 in the previous category are the same thing, but whatevs.

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb
  9. Cherry

Best served in Twin Peaks, or on Washington’s Birthday, naturally.

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb
  9. Cherry
  10. Peach

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb
  9. Cherry
  10. Peach
  11. Chocolate

A lot like pudding, with a graham cracker crust.

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb
  9. Cherry
  10. Peach
  11. Chocolate
  12. Mincemeat

I never cared for it myself, but my mom used to make it for my great aunts when they were alive.

Dessert Pies

  1. Apple
  2. Lemon meringue
  3. Pumpkin
  4. Key Lime
  5. French Silk
  6. Blueberry
  7. Pecan
  8. Rhubarb
  9. Cherry
  10. Peach
  11. Chocolate
  12. Mincemeat
  13. Strawberry rhubarb

Pass.

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts

You know the story. “You won’t eat your _____ while there are children starving in Africa who would love this food.”

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets

and I still won’t eat them (sticking lower lip out)

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots
  5. String beans

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots
  5. String beans
  6. Lima beans

I had to eat them until one time when they wouldn’t stay down. I got a pass after that.

But the children were starving in China.

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots
  5. String beans
  6. Lima beans
  7. Creamed corn

and it was India, as I recall

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots
  5. String beans
  6. Lima beans
  7. Creamed corn
  8. Sweet potatoes

Accordioning to Weird Al, those kids are starving in Japan.

Things you had to eat as a kid because there were children starving in Africa

  1. Brussels sprouts
  2. Peas
  3. Beets
  4. Carrots
  5. String beans
  6. Lima beans
  7. Creamed corn
  8. Sweet potatoes
  9. Cauliflower