Baker’s Dozen III

Something that is taller than you

  1. Michael Jordan - taller than me by 6 inches.
  2. The Empire State Building - taller than me by 1,448 feet
  3. The doorways in my house - about a few inches taller than me
  4. My father - 8 inches taller than me
  5. My son - 10 inches taller than me
  6. Redwood tree - on average, taller than me by around 200 feet
  7. A Giraffe - 14-18 feet
  8. The 20’ oak tree in my yard that grew from the acorn planted by my son
  9. Washington Monument - almost 549 feet taller than me
  10. The surf rod that I put away this morning - taller than me by 8’2"
  11. Andre the Giant - when he was alive, 1’ 2" taller than me

Something that is taller than you

  1. Michael Jordan - taller than me by 6 inches.
  2. The Empire State Building - taller than me by 1,448 feet
  3. The doorways in my house - about a few inches taller than me
  4. My father - 8 inches taller than me
  5. My son - 10 inches taller than me
  6. Redwood tree - on average, taller than me by around 200 feet
  7. A Giraffe - 14-18 feet
  8. The 20’ oak tree in my yard that grew from the acorn planted by my son
  9. Washington Monument - almost 549 feet taller than me
  10. The surf rod that I put away this morning - taller than me by 8’2"
  11. Andre the Giant - when he was alive, 1’ 2" taller than me
  12. My cross-country skis, 5" taller than me

Something that is taller than you

  1. Michael Jordan - taller than me by 6 inches.
  2. The Empire State Building - taller than me by 1,448 feet
  3. The doorways in my house - about a few inches taller than me
  4. My father - 8 inches taller than me
  5. My son - 10 inches taller than me
  6. Redwood tree - on average, taller than me by around 200 feet
  7. A Giraffe - 14-18 feet
  8. The 20’ oak tree in my yard that grew from the acorn planted by my son
  9. Washington Monument - almost 549 feet taller than me
  10. The surf rod that I put away this morning - taller than me by 8’2"
  11. Andre the Giant - when he was alive, 1’ 2" taller than me
  12. My cross-country skis, 5" taller than me
  13. Mount Everest - taller than me by 27,026 feet

New category:

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch

I thought I was more than an inch taller, but I realized that I’m never barefoot when I stand next to it.

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches

I bragged about being taller and he replied “Congratulations, you’re now a short man”

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches
  9. Sarah Huckabee’s problematic lectern, by 2 1/2 feet

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches
  9. Sarah Huckabee’s problematic lectern, by 2 1/2 feet
  10. Van Gogh’s Starry Night, by 35 inches

Before seeing it I expected it to be quite big, but it’s just around 2’ x 3’

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches
  9. Sarah Huckabee’s problematic lectern, by 2 1/2 feet
  10. Van Gogh’s Starry Night, by 35 inches
  11. King Charles III, by four inches

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches
  9. Sarah Huckabee’s problematic lectern, by 2 1/2 feet
  10. Van Gogh’s Starry Night, by 35 inches
  11. King Charles III, by four inches
  12. Napoleon Bonaparte, at 5’6", Napoleon is 4 inches shorter than me.

Something that is shorter than you

  1. My sister - by about two inches (she’s pretty tall for a woman)
  2. My mother - We used to be the same height, but she is now one inch shorter
  3. My Kia Soul - by an inch
  4. My sister’s cats - by about 5 1/2 feet
  5. My father - by about 2 inches
  6. Muggsy Bogues, NBA Point Guard for 14 seasons - 5’ 3"
  7. Patrick Stewart, by about two inches
  8. Danny De Vito, by about 9 inches
  9. Sarah Huckabee’s problematic lectern, by 2 1/2 feet
  10. Van Gogh’s Starry Night, by 35 inches
  11. King Charles III, by four inches
  12. Napoleon Bonaparte, at 5’6", Napoleon is 4 inches shorter than me.
  13. The “queen-size” bed I slept in last weekend, by about two inches. (It was a double.)

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian
  2. Stop trying to make fetch happen

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian
  2. Stop trying to make fetch happen
  3. Ceiling Cat

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian
  2. Stop trying to make fetch happen
  3. Ceiling Cat
  4. Grumpy Cat

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian
  2. Stop trying to make fetch happen
  3. Ceiling Cat
  4. Grumpy Cat
  5. LOLcats

Internet memes

  1. Bad Luck Brian
  2. Stop trying to make fetch happen
  3. Ceiling Cat
  4. Grumpy Cat
  5. LOLcats
  6. Condescending Wonka