Baker’s Dozen III

[SpoilerVirgin]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters

[knoodler]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear

[Bayaker]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica

Every year that we get a frost(much less a freeze like this year) it becomes something of a mantra with me that we need to pull up stakes and head for the Caribbean

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.

[Bicycle_Bill]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.

… if you know what I mean (wink-wink)

-“BB”-

[Jegpeg]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up

[Skunkdog]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies

[Cardigan]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies
9. Lots of foods containing capsaicin

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies
9. Lots of foods containing capsaicin
10. Sitting in front of the fireplace

[gkster]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies
9. Lots of foods containing capsaicin
10. Sitting in front of the fireplace
11. Exercise, well layered up

Thanks to hoods, hats, sweaters, coat, gloves, long johns, 2 pairs of socks, sturdy boots, I’ve hiked, biked and skiied in freezing weather. And then come home to a fireplace and hot toddy.

[Knowed_Out]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies
9. Lots of foods containing capsaicin
10. Sitting in front of the fireplace
11. Exercise, well layered up
12. Chili in a crockpot

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Ways to stay warm this winter

1. Wear a hat
2. Space heaters
3. Long underwear
4. Move to Costa Rica
5. Bread bags in your boots.
6. Sharing body heat.
7. Stay indoors with the thermastat turned up
8. Hot toddies
9. Lots of foods containing capsaicin
10. Sitting in front of the fireplace
11. Exercise, well layered up
12. Chili in a crockpot
13. Thick wool socks

Next up:

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”

[Cardigan]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”

[knoodler]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”
4. “I don’t care what the mainstream media types say, I watch Newsmax and I know the truth!”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”
4. “I don’t care what the mainstream media types say, I watch Newsmax and I know the truth!”
5. “They say IQs were in the single digits across the state.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”
4. “I don’t care what the mainstream media types say, I watch Newsmax and I know the truth!”
5. “They say IQs were in the single digits across the state.”
6. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

[Skunkdog]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”
4. “I don’t care what the mainstream media types say, I watch Newsmax and I know the truth!”
5. “They say IQs were in the single digits across the state.”
6. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
7. “Don’t forget your ‘I Voted’ machete.”

[ekedolphin]

Overheard at the Iowa caucuses

1. “I don’t give a darn about those 91 criminal charges. He’s got such great hair!”
2. “Autocratic tendencies? Hell, William Henry Harrison exhibited autocratic tendencies during his tenure.”
3. “Trump said to come tonight even if it killed me. That’s one of the things I most admire about him: how considerate he is of others.”
4. “I don’t care what the mainstream media types say, I watch Newsmax and I know the truth!”
5. “They say IQs were in the single digits across the state.”
6. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
7. “Don’t forget your ‘I Voted’ machete.”
8. “Vivek actually makes a lot of sense, but I just can’t get over his last name, after 9/11.”

(True story.)