gkster
April 10, 2024, 8:59pm
4881
Overheard during the solar eclipse on Monday
“No, you shouldn’t look at the Sun directly this time either, Mr. Trump.”
“Look! Marjorie Taylor Green is watching Mike Johnson to see if he’s struck down by a Holy Solar Laser!”
“Totality lasted longer than my first husband did when he got excited.”
People actually traveled for hours to see that ?
“My Spotify notifications are blowing up again - must be another eclipse.” - Bonnie Tyler
“It’s okay if you look at it through your phone.”
“It’s fully covered! Wait, no. It just went behind the clouds.”
“Is it over yet?”
“Donald saw his shadow. Six more weeks of court trials.”
“Look! Bailey’s beads!”
An interested and knowledgeable kid standing near us.
I have no clever ones, unlike @Prof.Pepperwinkle and @Elendil_s_Heir
Overheard during the solar eclipse on Monday
“No, you shouldn’t look at the Sun directly this time either, Mr. Trump.”
“Look! Marjorie Taylor Green is watching Mike Johnson to see if he’s struck down by a Holy Solar Laser!”
“Totality lasted longer than my first husband did when he got excited.”
People actually traveled for hours to see that ?
“My Spotify notifications are blowing up again - must be another eclipse.” - Bonnie Tyler
“It’s okay if you look at it through your phone.”
“It’s fully covered! Wait, no. It just went behind the clouds.”
“Is it over yet?”
“Donald saw his shadow. Six more weeks of court trials.”
“Look! Bailey’s beads!”
“These glasses block out everything.”
Overheard during the solar eclipse on Monday
“No, you shouldn’t look at the Sun directly this time either, Mr. Trump.”
“Look! Marjorie Taylor Green is watching Mike Johnson to see if he’s struck down by a Holy Solar Laser!”
“Totality lasted longer than my first husband did when he got excited.”
People actually traveled for hours to see that ?
“My Spotify notifications are blowing up again - must be another eclipse.” - Bonnie Tyler
“It’s okay if you look at it through your phone.”
“It’s fully covered! Wait, no. It just went behind the clouds.”
“Is it over yet?”
“Donald saw his shadow. Six more weeks of court trials.”
“Look! Bailey’s beads!”
“These glasses block out everything.”
“That was awesome! I am totally going to the Galapagos Islands or wherever to see it again next time.”
Overheard during the solar eclipse on Monday
“No, you shouldn’t look at the Sun directly this time either, Mr. Trump.”
“Look! Marjorie Taylor Green is watching Mike Johnson to see if he’s struck down by a Holy Solar Laser!”
“Totality lasted longer than my first husband did when he got excited.”
People actually traveled for hours to see that ?
“My Spotify notifications are blowing up again - must be another eclipse.” - Bonnie Tyler
“It’s okay if you look at it through your phone.”
“It’s fully covered! Wait, no. It just went behind the clouds.”
“Is it over yet?”
“Donald saw his shadow. Six more weeks of court trials.”
“Look! Bailey’s beads!”
“These glasses block out everything.”
“That was awesome! I am totally going to the Galapagos Islands or wherever to see it again next time.”
“Hey, the sun’s coming back! I thought there was supposed to be three days of darkness! That’s the prophecy…holy crap, maybe we shouldn’t have sold all our worldly possessions last week?”
Babies
Gosling (goose)
gkster
April 12, 2024, 9:16pm
4896
Babies
Gosling (goose)
Fry (fish, appropriately enough)
Tadpoles (frogs)
Leveret (hare)
Lamb (sheep)
Joey (kangaroo)
Calf (aardvark)
Puggle (echidna)
Ephyra (jellyfish)
Kid (goat or human)
Cria (alpaca)
Larva (moth)
Foal (horse)
Calling all Des, D’s, Dis, des, dis (real or fictional), following up on the Vons/Vans category last week
Madame de Staël
Calling all Des, D’s, Dis, des, dis (real or fictional), following up on the Vons/Vans category last week
Madame de Staël
DeForest Kelley
Calling all Des, D’s, Dis, des, dis (real or fictional), following up on the Vons/Vans category last week
Madame de Staël
DeForest Kelley
Desdemona
Calling all Des, D’s, Dis, des, dis (real or fictional), following up on the Vons/Vans category last week
Madame de Staël
DeForest Kelley
Desdemona
Olivia de Havilland
Calling all Des, D’s, Dis, des, dis (real or fictional), following up on the Vons/Vans category last week
Madame de Staël
DeForest Kelley
Desdemona
Olivia de Havilland
Willem de Kooning