Baker’s Dozen III

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at the first Biden-Trump debate

1. “I’d say they both could have used a long nap this afternoon.”
2. “I never slept with a porn star.”
3. “Get my broker on the phone. I wanna buy stock in Adderall.”
4. “Where’s Melania? Junior? Ivanka? Eric?? Mary’s here but she’s with Joe.”
5. “Uh, why aren’t the moderators fact-checking?”
6. “Jeez, how many lies can he squeeze into a single debate, anyway?”
7. “If he can beat Medicare, why can’t he beat Trump?”
8. “What did we do to deserve either of these guys as president?”
9. “I don’t care how badly he did, I’d still take Biden comatose over the other guy bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”
10. “Liar liar pants on fire! We’ll need a fire extinguisher soon!”
11. “Great, so now we have to pick between a brain-addled mummy and an orange clown with a marmoset perched on his head.”
12. “Just because Alfred is getting a little old to run the Batcave doesn’t mean you replace him with The Joker.”
13. “And the winner of the debate… Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.”

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights

[dirtball]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea

[gkster]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver

Which is actually the punchline of a joke I heard 40+ years ago. An aspiring author heard that Britons were most interested in reading about the aristocracy, sex, and health. So he decided his new novel would be . . . Lady Chatterley’s Liver.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51

[SpoilerVirgin]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck

[Railer13]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath

[knoodler]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5

[Jegpeg]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties

[dirtball]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties
9. Of Lice and Men

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties
9. Of Lice and Men
10. The Great Fatsby

[Bicycle_Bill]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties
9. Of Lice and Men
10. The Great Fatsby
11. The Wart of the Worlds

-“BB”-

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby-Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties
9. Of Lice and Men
10. The Great Fatsby
11. The Wart of the Worlds
12. Fartleby the Scrivener

[Knowed_Out]

Ruin a Novel by Changing One Letter

1. Withering Heights
2. The Odd Man and the Sea
3. Lady Chatterley’s Liver
4. Fahrenheit 51
5. Moby-Duck
6. The Gropes of Wrath
7. Laughter House 5
8. A Tale of Two Cuties
9. Of Lice and Men
10. The Great Fatsby
11. The Wart of the Worlds
12. Fartleby the Scrivener
13. Gone With the Wine

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart

[dirtball]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink

[Railer13]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule

[Bicycle_Bill]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule
4. Mary Poopins

-“BB”-

[Skunkdog]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule
4. Mary Poopins
5. Jams

[Spoons]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule
4. Mary Poopins
5. Jams
6. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom

Harrison Ford basically phones in his performance.

[Bayaker]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule
4. Mary Poopins
5. Jams
6. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom
7. A Tan for All Seasons

St. Thomas More invents the sun lamp.

[Jegpeg]

Ruin a Movie by Changing One Letter

1. Star Wart
2. The Stink
3. The Green Mule
4. Mary Poopins
5. Jams
6. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom
7. A Tan for All Seasons
8. Top Gum

Tom Cruise as an 80 year old ace pilot with no teeth.