Baker’s Dozen III

[ekedolphin]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn

[Bicycle_Bill]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha

-“BB”-

[dirtball]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green

[Bayaker]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green
9. Borax

[Baker]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green
9. Borax
   10 Elbow grease

[Cardigan]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green
9. Borax
10. Elbow grease
11. vinegar

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green
9. Borax
10. Elbow grease
11. vinegar
12. Clorox

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Cleaning agents

1. Spic and Span
2. Windex
3. Bar Keeper’s Friend
4. Lysol
5. Ajax
6. Dawn
7. Fels Naptha
8. Simple Green
9. Borax
10. Elbow grease
11. vinegar
12. Clorox
13. Whink

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stour Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stour Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear

A favorite of my grandfather’s, and of mine: The Owl and the Pussy-Cat | The Poetry Foundation

[Bicycle_Bill]

[quote=“Elendil_s_Heir, post:5670, topic:970093”]
Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson

from the 1885 volume “A Child’s Garden of Verses”
(and a correction of the spelling of the last name of Uncle Shelby’s little girl)

-“BB”-

[Spoons]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot

Actually, pretty much any poem in his Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats would qualify.

[knoodler]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.

[gkster]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti

[ekedolphin]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll

[Cardigan]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll
9. Old Mother Hubbard - Sarah Catherine Martin

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll
9. Old Mother Hubbard - Sarah Catherine Martin
10. Little Boy Blue - Eugene Field

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll
9. Old Mother Hubbard - Sarah Catherine Martin
10. Little Boy Blue - Eugene Field
11. Itsy Bitsy Spider - anon.

[Skunkdog]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll
9. Old Mother Hubbard - Sarah Catherine Martin
10. Little Boy Blue - Eugene Field
11. Itsy Bitsy Spider - anon.
12. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Jane Taylor

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Children’s Poems

1. Custard the Dragon - Ogden Nash
2. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
3. The Owl and the Pussy-Cat - Edward Lear
4. The Land of Counterpane – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. The Naming of Cats - T.S. Eliot
6. Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross - trad.
7. Who Has Seen the Wind? - Christina Rossetti
8. Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll
9. Old Mother Hubbard - Sarah Catherine Martin
10. Little Boy Blue - Eugene Field
11. Itsy Bitsy Spider - anon.
12. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Jane Taylor
13. Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss

Did you, should you, with the Pope? Would you, could you, on the Dope?

Pass.