Baker’s Dozen III

[Spoons]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.

[Jegpeg]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.

[dirtball]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.

[Bicycle_Bill]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.

-“BB”-

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.

[gkster]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.

[knoodler]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
12. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dungggg!

[Cardigan]

Bad dad jokes

1. What is a Nazi’s favorite time of day? Hate o’clock.
2. What do you do with an elephant who has three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino.
3. I like to tell Dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
4. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
6. Why won’t you ever starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
7. Why is marble grumpy? Because people always take it for granite.
8. What’s a soldier’s most hated month? March!
9. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
10. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
11. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
12. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dungggg!
13. Who can drink 20 liters of gas and not get sick? Jerry can.

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus

[bordelond]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta

[Knowed_Out]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus

[knoodler]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles

[SpoilerVirgin]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone

[gkster]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone
8. Artemis

[Baker]

From the Greek Pantheon

1. Hermes
2. Zeus
3. Athena
4. Hesta
5. Hephaestus
6. Heracles
7. Persephone
8. Artemis
9. Eros