Baker’s Dozen III

Defunct professional sports teams

  1. Canton Bulldogs - NFL, folded in 1927
  2. Portland Storm - WFL, folded in 1975
  3. Providence Steamrollers - BAA, folded in 1949
  4. Cleveland Spiders - American Association and National League baseball, folded in 1899
  5. Cleveland Barons - NHL, 1978
  6. Dallas Texans - NFL, folded after one season in 1953
  7. Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars - Dominant team of the USFL; played in all 3 championship games and won two of them
  8. Portland Blue Sox - Minor league baseball team from Portland, Maine; folded in 1917
  9. Hamilton Tigers - NHL, folded in 1925

Defunct professional sports teams

  1. Canton Bulldogs - NFL, folded in 1927
  2. Portland Storm - WFL, folded in 1975
  3. Providence Steamrollers - BAA, folded in 1949
  4. Cleveland Spiders - American Association and National League baseball, folded in 1899
  5. Cleveland Barons - NHL, 1978
  6. Dallas Texans - NFL, folded after one season in 1953
  7. Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars - Dominant team of the USFL; played in all 3 championship games and won two of them
  8. Portland Blue Sox - Minor league baseball team from Portland, Maine; folded in 1917
  9. Hamilton Tigers - NHL, folded in 1925
  10. New Jersey Generals – USFL team from 1983 - 1985 … Donald Trump was one of the original owners, but backed out as he hoped to buy the (then) Baltimore Colts instead.

-“BB”-

Defunct professional sports teams

  1. Canton Bulldogs - NFL, folded in 1927
  2. Portland Storm - WFL, folded in 1975
  3. Providence Steamrollers - BAA, folded in 1949
  4. Cleveland Spiders - American Association and National League baseball, folded in 1899
  5. Cleveland Barons - NHL, 1978
  6. Dallas Texans - NFL, folded after one season in 1953
  7. Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars - Dominant team of the USFL; played in all 3 championship games and won two of them
  8. Portland Blue Sox - Minor league baseball team from Portland, Maine; folded in 1917
  9. Hamilton Tigers - NHL, folded in 1925
  10. New Jersey Generals – USFL team from 1983 - 1985
  11. Houston Comets - WNBA team from 1997 to 2008

They had 4 championships in those years

Defunct professional sports teams

  1. Canton Bulldogs - NFL, folded in 1927
  2. Portland Storm - WFL, folded in 1975
  3. Providence Steamrollers - BAA, folded in 1949
  4. Cleveland Spiders - American Association and National League baseball, folded in 1899
  5. Cleveland Barons - NHL, 1978
  6. Dallas Texans - NFL, folded after one season in 1953
  7. Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars - Dominant team of the USFL; played in all 3 championship games and won two of them
  8. Portland Blue Sox - Minor league baseball team from Portland, Maine; folded in 1917
  9. Hamilton Tigers - NHL, folded in 1925
  10. New Jersey Generals – USFL team from 1983 - 1985
  11. Houston Comets - WNBA team from 1997 to 2008
  12. Portland Beavers - PCL baseball team, folded 2010

Defunct professional sports teams

  1. Canton Bulldogs - NFL, folded in 1927
  2. Portland Storm - WFL, folded in 1975
  3. Providence Steamrollers - BAA, folded in 1949
  4. Cleveland Spiders - American Association and National League baseball, folded in 1899
  5. Cleveland Barons - NHL, 1978
  6. Dallas Texans - NFL, folded after one season in 1953
  7. Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars - Dominant team of the USFL; played in all 3 championship games and won two of them
  8. Portland Blue Sox - Minor league baseball team from Portland, Maine; folded in 1917
  9. Hamilton Tigers - NHL, folded in 1925
  10. New Jersey Generals – USFL team from 1983 - 1985
  11. Houston Comets - WNBA team from 1997 to 2008
  12. Portland Beavers - PCL baseball team, folded 2010
  13. Montreal Wanderers - Short-lived NHL team, 1917-1918

According to Wiki, it folded because of “Lack of available players due to World War I and arena burned down.”

Next up:

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
  9. “Let’s see, here’s the large black with cream for JD, the mocha latte for Pam, and the child’s soul for Stephen.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
  9. “Let’s see, here’s the large black with cream for JD, the mocha latte for Pam, and the child’s soul for Stephen.”
  10. “Oath? What’s an oath? I don’t remember taking any oath.”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
  9. “Let’s see, here’s the large black with cream for JD, the mocha latte for Pam, and the child’s soul for Stephen.”
  10. “Oath? What’s an oath? I don’t remember taking any oath.”
  11. “Constitution? Uphold the Constitution? WTF is that about?”

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
  9. “Let’s see, here’s the large black with cream for JD, the mocha latte for Pam, and the child’s soul for Stephen.”
  10. “Oath? What’s an oath? I don’t remember taking any oath.”
  11. “Constitution? Uphold the Constitution? WTF is that about?”
  12. “And from now, the tour guides will refer to the West Wing as the Right Wing.”

-“BB”-

Overheard recently in the West Wing

  1. “Well, he’s been married three times, he hardly ever goes to church and he’s not Catholic. Other than that, he’d be a great Pope!”
  2. “I can’t believe the poors are pissed off that I said they can’t buy 30 dolls and 250 pencils. How’d they get so greedy?”
  3. “If I see Big Macs at another cabinet meeting, I’m gonna puke.”
  4. “Yes sir. We all saw MS-13 on his knuckles. Nothing gets past you.”
  5. “He got Hollywood movies and Central American gangs confused earlier today. Tried to claim that Garcia guy who he deported was a member of PG-13.”
  6. “Flooding in Arkansas. Tornadoes in Alabama. Now fires in New Jersey. It’s all Biden’s fault.”
  7. “No shit - Melania’s hit on you, too?”
  8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
  9. “Let’s see, here’s the large black with cream for JD, the mocha latte for Pam, and the child’s soul for Stephen.”
  10. “Oath? What’s an oath? I don’t remember taking any oath.”
  11. “Constitution? Uphold the Constitution? WTF is that about?”
  12. “And from now, the tour guides will refer to the West Wing as the Right Wing.”
  13. “I’m sorry, Mr. Giuliani, but you’re going to have to leave.”

Pass.

Your first paying job

  1. Paperboy

I was in fifth grade and had a paper delivery route. There was about 30 households, so it took around and hour to complete each morning. That included cutting open the bundle and folding the papers. I earned about $60/wk.

Your first paying job

  1. Paperboy
  2. Cashier

My first job was also a paper route so I’ll go with my second. I was a cashier at a Toys R Us for a summer.

Your first paying job

  1. Paperboy
  2. Cashier
  3. Pinsetter

Back when I was still in high school, our Catholic church had a league that used two ABC-sanctioned alleys in the basement of the parish hall, installed in the 1950s (to replace 9-pin lanes that had been there earlier). They had Brunswick B-2 pinspotters which still required someone to pick up and place the pins in the rack (and pick up and return the ball) and then lower them into position before scrambling up and out of the way. We worked 4 hours a night, two nights per week and got paid $4.50 per night – and occasionally one of the bowlers would treat us to a bottle of soda.

-“BB”-