Your caption!
- The Torment of Those Last Few Thanksgiving Pie Slices Weighed Against the Horror of Outgrowing Your Current Wardrobe
- The Torment of Spending Time With Your Extended Family Weighed Against the Horror of Them Sharing Their Political Views
- The Torment of Staying in Your Toxic Workplace Weighed Against The Horror of the Job Search Process
- The Torment of Moving for the Sixth Time in Six Years
- The Horror of Realizing that a Very Important Work Deadline was Yesterday
- The Torment of Having One More Piece of Pumpkin Pie Weighed Against the Horror of Thereby Not Having Room for Another Piece of Apple Pie
- The Torment of Feeling Super Nervous At the Thought of Approaching a Hot Woman, Weighed Against the Horror of Her Shooting You Down
- The Torment of Posting Something for #8, Weighed Against the Horror of Coming Up with Something Much Better Five Minutes from Now