Baker’s Dozen III

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9001

Your High School Mascot

  1. Wildcats
  2. Democrats
  3. Indians
  4. Panthers
  5. Titans
  6. Raiders
  7. Falcons
  8. Blugolds
  9. Chiefs
  10. Trojans
  11. Rams
  12. Bullpups
  13. Flames

The school coat of arms had a lamp with a flame on it.

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New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken

Maybe I’ll make it a Spring resolution, but for now there’s snow on the ground and I have a bad cold

9002

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept

I made the resolution when I had been in the program for almost two years, so I was on the tail end of the journey.

9003

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
9004

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
9005

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New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
9006

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
9007

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
9008

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one

And LOL @dirtball !

9009

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one
  9. Post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
9010

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one
  9. Post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  10. Read a post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
9011

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one
  9. Post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  10. Read a post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  11. Breathe at least thrice daily: kept
9012

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one
  9. Post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  10. Read a post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  11. Breathe at least thrice daily: kept
  12. Kiss my Marie and tell her at least once a day that I love her – kept so far

-“BB”-

9013

New Year’s resolutions: ones you kept, ones you broke, or ones you never made

  1. Go for a walk outside every day: broken
  2. Get my Masters degree: Kept
  3. Go to the Moon: pending
  4. Look up the definition of “resolution”: pending
  5. Clean out by carry-all each day I’m not with Madame P. - kept so far
  6. Procrastinate more: maybe tomorrow
  7. Eat healthier food: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  8. Never drink any alcohol again: never making that one
  9. Post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  10. Read a post in a Straight Dope thread right now: done!
  11. Breathe at least thrice daily: kept
  12. Kiss my Marie and tell her at least once a day that I love her – kept so far
  13. Bring this category to a close, almost two weeks after New Year’s Day - kept!

Pass.

9014

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
9015

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
9016

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
  3. Bumping uglies
9017

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
  3. Bumping uglies
  4. Making the beast with two backs
9018

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
  3. Bumping uglies
  4. Making the beast with two backs
  5. Doing the humpty hump
9019

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
  3. Bumping uglies
  4. Making the beast with two backs
  5. Doing the humpty hump
  6. Afternoon Delight
9020

How do I love thee? Let me list the ways (Sexual euphemisms)

  1. Making whoopie
  2. Boinking
  3. Bumping uglies
  4. Making the beast with two backs
  5. Doing the humpty hump
  6. Afternoon Delight
  7. Mattress dancin’

-“BB”-