Baker’s Dozen III

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Your favorite Chuck Norris-isms

  1. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
  2. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
  3. When Chuck Norris left for college, he shook his dad’s hand, looked him in the eye and said, “You’re the man of the house now."
  4. Gravity doesn’t pull Chuck Norris down; he pushes the Earth down
  5. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
  6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
  7. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
  8. Chuck Norris doesn’t own a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  9. Chuck Norris can recite the entire value of pi. Backwards.
  10. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he saw there were two missed calls from Chuck Norris.
  11. They wanted to put Chuck Norris’s face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.
  12. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
  13. Somewhere, right now, Death is trying to hide from Chuck Norris.

Pass.

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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.

  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.

  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.

  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King

  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.

  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.

  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.

  8. Motaba from Outbreak

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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.

  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.

  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.

  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King

  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.

  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.

  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.

  8. Motaba from Outbreak

  9. Meteor shower induced blindness, The Day of the Triffids

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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.
  8. Motaba from Outbreak
  9. Meteor shower induced blindness, The Day of the Triffids
  10. The Red Death - From The Masque of the Red Death is a mish-mash of every terrible disease that Poe could think of.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.
  8. Motaba from Outbreak
  9. Meteor shower induced blindness, The Day of the Triffids
  10. The Red Death - From The Masque of the Red Death is a mish-mash of every terrible disease that Poe could think of.
  11. Blue Rash – from Kingsman: The Golden Circle, it’s a fatal, paralytic reaction caused by a toxin introduced into all recreational drugs distributed by the psychopathic drug cartel leader Poppy Adams

(Poppy speaking in a bright, bubbly tone of voice) … But I have good news to the millions already affected. It doesn’t have to be this way. I have an antidote… 100% effective… and ready to ship out worldwide at a moment’s notice…

-“BB”-

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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.
  8. Motaba from Outbreak
  9. Meteor shower induced blindness, The Day of the Triffids
  10. The Red Death - From The Masque of the Red Death is a mish-mash of every terrible disease that Poe could think of.
  11. Blue Rash – from Kingsman: The Golden Circle, it’s a fatal, paralytic reaction caused by a toxin introduced into all recreational drugs distributed by the psychopathic drug cartel leader Poppy Adams
  12. Blue Flu - A type of strike action undertaken by police officers in which a large number simultaneously use sick leave.
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Fictional ailments

  1. T-Virus from Resident Evil - A bio-engineered virus that turns humans into zombies.
  2. Mysterious virus (as far as I know, unnamed) from The Last Man on Earth - Wipes out almost everyone on the planet.
  3. The Dreaded Lurgi from the 1950s BBC radio series The Goon Show - symptoms vary from flu-like to plague; requires an application of Sploonge to cure.
  4. The SuperFlu, also known as 'Captain Trips, from The Stand by Stephen King
  5. Devil’s foot root poisoning - “stimulates those brain centres which control the emotion of fear”, causing “either madness or death”. From Sherlock Holmes, “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”.
  6. Osaka Flu from The Simpsons - Springfield gets infected with this strain when numerous residents buy Juice Looseners after watching an infomercial.
  7. Cooties - I think this is self-explanatory.
  8. Motaba from Outbreak
  9. Meteor shower induced blindness, The Day of the Triffids
  10. The Red Death - From The Masque of the Red Death is a mish-mash of every terrible disease that Poe could think of.
  11. Blue Rash – from Kingsman: The Golden Circle, it’s a fatal, paralytic reaction caused by a toxin introduced into all recreational drugs distributed by the psychopathic drug cartel leader Poppy Adams
  12. Blue Flu - A type of strike action undertaken by police officers in which a large number simultaneously use sick leave.
  13. Virus X - from Superman comics, a plague that only affects Kryptonians.

Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance
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Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance
  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937 - Snow White kneels and prays for the “seven little men.”
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Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance
  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937 - Snow White kneels and prays for the “seven little men.”
  3. The Jungle Book (1967) - Bagheera quotes John 15:13 “Greater love hath no one, than he who lays down his life for his friends.”
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Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance
  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937 - Snow White kneels and prays for the “seven little men.”
  3. The Jungle Book (1967) - Bagheera quotes John 15:13 “Greater love hath no one, than he who lays down his life for his friends.”
  4. Fantasia (1949) - The ending segment features a devil (“Night on Bald Mountain”) followed by “Ave Maria.”
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Religious allusions in Disney films

Got distracted by Sweet Marie, and ended up getting ninja’d by knoodler

-“BB”-

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Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance

  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937 - Snow White kneels and prays for the “seven little men.”

  3. The Jungle Book (1967) - Bagheera quotes John 15:13 “Greater love hath no one, than he who lays down his life for his friends.”

  4. Fantasia (1949) - The ending segment features a devil (“Night on Bald Mountain”) followed by “Ave Maria.”

  5. Polyanna (1960) - “if God took the trouble to tell us eight hundred times to be happy and rejoice, he MUST have wanted us to do it.”

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Religious allusions in Disney films

  1. Fantasia 2000 - Donald Duck’s on Noah’s ark in Pomp and Circumstance
  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937 - Snow White kneels and prays for the “seven little men.”
  3. The Jungle Book (1967) - Bagheera quotes John 15:13 “Greater love hath no one, than he who lays down his life for his friends.”
  4. Fantasia (1949) - The ending segment features a devil (“Night on Bald Mountain”) followed by “Ave Maria.”
  5. Polyanna (1960) - “if God took the trouble to tell us eight hundred times to be happy and rejoice, he MUST have wanted us to do it.”
  6. Melody Time (1948) - The Legend of Johnny Appleseed has the song The Lord Is Good To Me.