Baker’s Dozen III

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get.

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7

I confess, I am normally AOK with the weirdo terms but 6-7 confounds me.

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get.

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat

**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey

**Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get**

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate
  9. tradwife

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate
  9. tradwife
  10. yeet

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate
  9. tradwife
  10. yeet
  11. Cringe

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate
  9. tradwife
  10. yeet
  11. Cringe
  12. Sigma

Terms the kids are using these days that you will never really get

  1. GOAT
  2. Rizz
  3. 6-7
  4. phat
  5. Lowkey
  6. Ate
  7. n00b
  8. Biblically accurate
  9. tradwife
  10. yeet
  11. Cringe
  12. Sigma
  13. Skibidi

Next: Made up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance

Technically all words are made up but you get the idea.

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate

Civil War-era slang term for “leave in a hurry.” I’m trying to re-popularize it.

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist

No longer will words like ‘biker’, ‘rider’, ‘pedaler’, or ‘cyclist’ cause confusion between riders of motorcycles, scooters, and mopeds (and their mutated bastard offspring, the e-bike) and riders of true, original, purely pedal-powered bicycles, as this word that will refer only to a person riding a two-wheeled vehicle that is propelled solely by the continuous pedaling action of its rider.

-“BB”-

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully

A name for someone who persistently annoys other people after consuming large quantities of caffeinated drinks.

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent
  6. Hangry

I just find it amusing. And see:

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent
  6. Hangry
  7. Finical goosery

John Milton’s description of foolishness

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent
  6. Hangry
  7. Finical goosery
  8. Kerfuffle

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent
  6. Hangry
  7. Finical goosery
  8. Kerfuffle
  9. Shenaniganizer

I first heard it in the film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Made-up words or slang terms you’d like to see used

  1. Disagrievance
  2. Absquatulate
  3. Velocipedalist
  4. Redbully
  5. Cromulent
  6. Hangry
  7. Finical goosery
  8. Kerfuffle
  9. Shenaniganizer
  10. Sarchasm