Baker’s Dozen III

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres

officially classified as a dwarf planet (like Pluto), it is historically considered to be the largest asteroid in the main asteroid belt

-“BB”-

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek

Dubbed “the comet of the [20th] century”, it failed to live up to the hype.

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek
  9. 2002 UX25

A massive Kuiper belt object with such an unusually low density that it would theoretically float in a giant body of water.

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek
  9. 2002 UX25
  10. Phobos

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek
  9. 2002 UX25
  10. Phobos
  11. Sol

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek
  9. 2002 UX25
  10. Phobos
  11. Sol
  12. Ganymede

The largest moon in the solar system

:: Golf clap ::

Bodies in our solar system

  1. Makemake
  2. Charon
  3. Titan
  4. Margo Robbie
  5. Planet X (Hypothetical)
  6. Pluto
  7. Ceres
  8. Kohoutek
  9. 2002 UX25
  10. Phobos
  11. Sol
  12. Ganymede
  13. Terra / Sol III / Earth

Let’s keep going! No repeats.

More bodies in our solar system

  1. Mercury

The smallest planet, and the closest to the Sun; until 1965, it was thought to always keep the same face towards the Sun.

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io

With 400+ volcanoes, it’s the most geologically active object in the Solar System

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris

When it was discovered, it triggered the reclassification of Pluto into a dwarf planet.

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus

It has an atmosphere, but I wouldn’t want to live there; would you?

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt
  7. Saturn

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt
  7. Saturn
  8. Halley’s Comet

It orbits the Sun the same as the eight? nine? ten? planets do, although on an extremely long and elliptical path

-“BB”-

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt
  7. Saturn
  8. Halley’s Comet
  9. Elle Macpherson (aka The Body)

Hey, she’s in our solar system you didn’t specify that it had to be in outer space.

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt
  7. Saturn
  8. Halley’s Comet
  9. Elle Macpherson (aka The Body)
  10. Deimos

The other moon of Mars, counterpart to Phobos mentioned in the previous category

Then there’s the THIRD moon of Mars, as detailed in the sci-fi short story, “The Holes Around Mars” – which orbited only a few feet about the Martian surface causing trenches and holes in the Martian landscape.

“. . . an exceedingly small body,” Allenby repeated wearily to his unbelieving audience, “about four inches in diameter. It travels at a mean distance of four feet above the surface of the planet, at a velocity yet to be calculated. Its unique nature results in many hitherto unobserved—I might even say unimagined—phenomena.” He stared blankly in front of him for a moment, then delivered the understatement of his life. “The discovery may necessitate a reexamination of many of our basic postulates in the physical sciences.”

“Inasmuch as Mars’s outermost moon is called Deimos, and the next Phobos,” he said, “I think I shall name the third moon of Mars — Bottomos.”

Do carry on…

-“BB”-

Holes… Bottomos… I feel I’m in the middle of a song about chimney sweeps.

More bodies in our Solar System

  1. Mercury
  2. Io
  3. Eris
  4. 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
  5. Venus
  6. Kuiper Belt
  7. Saturn
  8. Halley’s Comet
  9. Elle Macpherson (aka The Body)
  10. Deimos
  11. Mars