Baker’s Dozen III

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Homonym One-Liners

  1. I took the lead when we worked with lead.
  2. The garbage men went on strike: they refuse to pick up the refuse.
  3. The contestant on the game show made the right choice when he picked the door on the right.
  4. It was a fluke that, while fishing for fluke, my lure snagged the fluke of my anchor.
  5. Roger Ebert attributes Marilyn Monroe’s success to her more curvaceous attributes.
  6. I can’t bear the thought of being attacked by a bear.
  7. I had to duck to avoid that crazy duck.
  8. As I was looking for that booze-loving man, I sought a sot.
  9. The ring was stolen by a profession jewelry theft ring
  10. Well, Henry seemed well until he drank water from that well.
  11. Frank dove into the pond to rescue the injured dove.
  12. You’re right, I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque.
  13. I left my phone in the left drawer.

North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. A member of the Borg, this is N/Sine of Ten.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  7. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.

-“BB”-

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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  7. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.
  8. The s/needs of the many outweigh the s/needs of the few
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. A member of the Borg, this is N/Sine of Ten.
  7. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  8. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.
  9. The s/needs of the many outweigh the s/needs of the few
  10. He’s a nasty s/needling s/nay-sayer.

Restoring / replacing the ninja’d post by the now-bearded @Prof.Pepperwinkle at #6

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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. A member of the Borg, this is N/Sine of Ten.
  7. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  8. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.
  9. The s/needs of the many outweigh the s/needs of the few
  10. He’s a nasty s/needling s/nay-sayer.
  11. As a vampire, a n/sun always fills me with trepidation.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. A member of the Borg, this is N/Sine of Ten.
  7. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  8. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.
  9. The s/needs of the many outweigh the s/needs of the few
  10. He’s a nasty s/needling s/nay-sayer.
  11. As a vampire, a n/sun always fills me with trepidation.
  12. With a s/nick-s/nack paddywhack, give a dog a bone.
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North to South: Phrases where “N” is replaced by “S” to make a new phrase

  1. It was a dark and stormy n/sight.
  2. It’s raining/raising cats and dogs.
  3. The unexamined life is s/not worth living.
  4. Never say n/sever
  5. In/s vino veritas
  6. A member of the Borg, this is N/Sine of Ten.
  7. He ran around all willy-n/silly.
  8. His excuse was that he was just being funny/fussy.
  9. The s/needs of the many outweigh the s/needs of the few
  10. He’s a nasty s/needling s/nay-sayer.
  11. As a vampire, a n/sun always fills me with trepidation.
  12. With a s/nick-s/nack paddywhack, give a dog a bone.
  13. N/Sever before, and n/sever again.

New category:

Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
  4. Protheans
1177

Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
  4. Protheans
  5. The Kett
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
  4. Protheans
  5. The Kett
  6. Asari
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
  4. Protheans
  5. The Kett
  6. Asari
  7. Leviathans
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Species in the Mass Effect series

  1. Quarian
  2. Elcor
  3. Batarian
  4. Protheans
  5. The Kett
  6. Asari
  7. Leviathans
  8. Hanar