Baker’s Dozen III

[knoodler]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born

[Jegpeg]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[dirtball]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

[gkster]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

[Railer13]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

[Cardigan]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

[llikewise]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.

[knoodler]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.
9. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.
9. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes the entry.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.
9. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes the entry.
11. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.
9. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes the entry.
11. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
12. Chuck Norris is the only Texas Ranger needed by the whole damn state.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital where he was born.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
5. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
7. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
8. There were plenty of snakes in Ireland before Chuck Norris visited.
9. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes the entry.
11. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
12. Chuck Norris is the only Texas Ranger needed by the whole damn state.
13. Chuck Norris used to wash his laundry in the Pacific Ocean, but it caused too many tsunamis.

a lot more here: The 225 Best Chuck Norris Jokes (New 2022 List)

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous

[dirtball]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. déjà vu

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. Déjà vu

[dirtball]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. Déjà vu
3. avant-garde

I’ll change my “deja vu.”

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

It was like déjà vu all over again.

[Jegpeg]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. Déjà vu
3. avant-garde
4. À la carte

[knoodler]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. Déjà vu
3. avant-garde
4. À la carte
5. toupée

[bordelond]

French Words Or Phrases Commonly Used In English

1. rendezvous
2. Déjà vu
3. avant-garde
4. À la carte
5. toupée
6. hors d’oeuvre