Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 15, 2021, 4:26pm

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”

Elendil_s_Heir · July 15, 2021, 4:35pm

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”
“Elena, it’s your turn to make popcorn for oral arguments again.”

Bicycle_Bill · July 16, 2021, 1:48am

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”
“Elena, it’s your turn to make popcorn for oral arguments again.”
“Waddya say we send Amy out to find a left-handed gavel?”

-“BB”-

Elendil_s_Heir · July 16, 2021, 1:17pm

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”
“Elena, it’s your turn to make popcorn for oral arguments again.”
“Waddya say we send Amy out to find a left-handed gavel?”
“The Court just decided 6-3 that pepperoni and pineapple must never be found on the same pizza. Outrageous!”

Intergalactic_Gladiator · July 16, 2021, 1:38pm

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”
“Elena, it’s your turn to make popcorn for oral arguments again.”
“Waddya say we send Amy out to find a left-handed gavel?”
“The Court just decided 6-3 that pepperoni and pineapple must never be found on the same pizza. Outrageous!”
“Kegger at 5 on Friday, don’t tell You Know Who.”

Elendil_s_Heir · July 16, 2021, 1:44pm

Recently overheard at the U.S. Supreme Court

“So is Breyer going to retire, or what? I want his parking spot.”
“I hear Barrett’s really interested in this whole cockfighting thing.”
“I guess Brett won’t be going to Mar-a-Lago this year.”
“Case 2020-0133 is about a particularly well-hung jury, if you know what I mean.”
“No, Brett, you can’t call an autopsy ‘Cracking a cold one’.”
“Is Clarence Thomas starting another silent streak?”
“Watch out - Justice Alito has been quoting The Godfather in his opinions again.”
“When Trump takes over the country in August, will we be out of a job?”
“Elena, it’s your turn to make popcorn for oral arguments again.”
“Waddya say we send Amy out to find a left-handed gavel?”
“The Court just decided 6-3 that pepperoni and pineapple must never be found on the same pizza. Outrageous!”
“Kegger at 5 on Friday, don’t tell You Know Who.”
“If I have to read another hundred-page brief, my eyes are gonna cross. Time to get out the ol’ SCOTUS Decision Dartboard.”

Pass.

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 16, 2021, 3:08pm