Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

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Since the other thread (thanks, Idle Thoughts, for starting it almost ten years ago!) has been loading very slowly for some Dopers, and there’ve been concerns that it might have become too unwieldy for the SDMB servers (having reached page 1409), I’m starting a new one here.

Our first category:

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

[Infovore]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread

[Leaffan]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.

[ekedolphin]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M

[gkster]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M

[panache45]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.

[SpoilerVirgin]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.

[Bullitt]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.
8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.

[Nonsuch]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.
8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.
9. Something requiring you to supply a link for your entry, drastically reducing your likelihood of replying

[Spoons]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.
8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.
9. Something requiring you to supply a link for your entry, drastically reducing your likelihood of replying
10. Things you wish your relatives would really stop giving you for Christmas

[Leaffan]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.
8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.
9. Something requiring you to supply a link for your entry, drastically reducing your likelihood of replying
10. Things you wish your relatives would really stop giving you for Christmas
11. Another topic so US-centric that the rest of us have to wait it out before playing again.

[Spoons]

@Leaffan

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

. . .

11. Another topic so US-centric that the rest of us have to wait it out before playing again.

Good call, Leaffan. Could we try to keep things generic, so all around the world can participate in any prompt?

[jtur88]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread
2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread
3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.
4. Something something A-M
5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M
6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.
7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.
8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.
9. Something requiring you to supply a link for your entry, drastically reducing your likelihood of replying
10. Things you wish your relatives would really stop giving you for Christmas
11. Another topic so US-centric that the rest of us have to wait it out before playing again.
12. Something, A-M.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

1. Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

2. Previous categories from the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread

3. Assuming an incredibly small amount of text could slow a server.

4. Something something A-M

5. Names you would give/have given a pet, A-M

6. Reasons why this thread won’t be any better than the old one.

7. Things that lasted longer than the old and busted Baker’s Dozen thread.

8. Error types and messages, database and page loads and system performance and what not, you’ve gotten right here on The Straight Dope.

9. Something requiring you to supply a link for your entry, drastically reducing your likelihood of replying

10. Things you wish your relatives would really stop giving you for Christmas

11. Another topic so US-centric that the rest of us have to wait it out before playing again.

12. Something, A-M.

13. Things heard at the Impeachment Hearings
    New!
    Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

14. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”

[Bullitt]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

[Annie-Xmas]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”

[Personal]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”

[Infovore]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”

[panache45]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!