Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

[blondebear]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?

[panache45]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?
9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”?

[gkster]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?
9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”?
10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan…

[jtur88]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?
9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”?
10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan…
11. I did not have sex with that woman

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Prof.Pepperwinkle

Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread

…4. Something something A-M…
12. Something, A-M…

Pretty similar.

How about:

12. Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. “This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!”
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?
9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”?
10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan…
11. I did not have sex with that woman
12. When I get really bored, I find myself counting Mitch’s wattles.

[Tangent]

@Elendil_s_Heir

Pretty similar.

How about:

12. Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

I don’t know, that’s pretty similar to:

@Prof.Pepperwinkle

13. Things heard at the Impeachment Hearings

[gkster]

Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings

1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.”
2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.”
4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!”
5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?”
6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
7. “This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!”
8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway?
9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”?
10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan…
11. I did not have sex with that woman
12. When I get really bored, I find myself counting Mitch’s wattles.
13. Wake me up when it’s over.

New

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda

[Spoons]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol

[Leaffan]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale

[Infovore]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers

[panache45]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Tangent

I don’t know, that’s pretty similar to…

:: headsmack ::

OK, then.

13. Words that end in “-urple”

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola

[Personal]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar
8. peppermint oil (used externally)

[ekedolphin]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar
8. peppermint oil (used externally)
9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux)

[Dendarii_Dame]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar
8. peppermint oil (used externally)
9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux)
10. dry toast

[blondebear]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar
8. peppermint oil (used externally)
9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux)
10. dry toast
11. Tums

[gkster]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda
2. Pepto-Bismol
3. Ginger ale
4. Soda crackers
5. Alka-Seltzer
6. flat Coca-Cola
7. apple cider vinegar
8. peppermint oil (used externally)
9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux)
10. dry toast
11. Tums
12. Tagamet (Cimetidine)

I remember feeling that they’d discovered a wonder drug when it came out in the 80s

[Bullitt]

Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress

1. baking soda

2. Pepto-Bismol

3. Ginger ale

4. Soda crackers

5. Alka-Seltzer

6. flat Coca-Cola

7. apple cider vinegar

8. peppermint oil (used externally)

9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) [Prilosec]

10. dry toast

11. Tums

12. Tagamet (Cimetidine)

13. Ranitidine [Zantac]
    Tom Cruise Movies, with a Tom Cruise Quote from It

14. A Few Good Men: “I want the truth!”

[panache45]

Tom Cruise Movies, with a Tom Cruise Quote from It

1. A Few Good Men: “I want the truth!”
2. Jerry Maguire: “Show me the money!”