There used to be a sexy cartoon magazine called Sex to Sexty, which, among other things, included a feature called “Balled-Up Ballads.” I liked them because I’ve had an interest in music, and some of them, believe it or not, are funny:
(To the tune of “If a Nightingale Could Sing Like You” [a Maurice Chevalier song]):
“When we climbed in bed one night last week
I found we have the same physique;
You brought a new kind of love to me!”
(First line sung to “In My Merry Oldsmobile”:
“Would you like to cop a feel in my Merry Oldsmobile?”
(second line spoken):
“I’d rather get in your Buick…and fuick.”
Those among the Teemintg Millions with the songwriting bug are invited to add their own Balled-Up Ballads. 
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge