He’s the Dem, he’s walking tall, he call Hillary a “servant”, but best of all, he got him a whuppin’ stick!
Don’t pass health care reform? That’s a paddlin’.
Just as long as he speaks softly, he’s welcome to carry the big stick.
It’s been almost an hour and a half, and no one has beaten on you for using dialect. 
I thought about it, then decided Barack is a big boy and can fight his own wars.
And Dubya’s.
It was a calculated risk. I’ve never posted anything but praise about the guy and try not to make too much of a troll of myself normally so I figured I might get away with it once. There’s just too much gold in that article to not invoke a little Uncle Remus.
Lawd hep us, Br’er Barack gwin ter thrash out some justiss.
Didn’t Dan ‘potatoe’ Quail once get a heavy club from some American Samoans that he blissfully called ‘happy campers’ ? I don’t remember reports about it or the exchange ever lapsing into ethnic step&fetchit-isms, but if I’m wrong I’ll defer to your cite…
I dunna know, he’s pretty skinny no matter how big a maple walking stick he has.
So, when do you start posting in the morning, Inigo? Just thought I might check over coffee and see if you had an accident during the night or anything like that.
No, but Dan Quayle might have. 
(Please note I wouldn’t have mentioned it at all, most likely, if it hadn’t been for your simultaneous mention of the “potatoe” thing. :))
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS [del]this new bill in the Senate[/del]!”
Where I spelled it that way in the hopes of a Dick Cheney hunting trip… 
:eek:
I’m white. White people like to be offended. Especially on behalf of not-white people.
I’ve been here five years and I think this is the first time I’ve seen Gullah “spoken” on the Dope.
So was this guy, but he could whup any man in a wrasslin’ fight. Whupped many more with just one hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, while doing Integral Calculus on a shovel with a lump of coal. :rolleyes:
100% of win.
Oh, shit. I didn’t even intend that.
I’m so White I don’t even understand the joke or insult.
Can’t call a black man “boy.” Political correctness can be fun.
And for the record, I really dig Obama’s chilli.
Do you mean this isn’t the way Inigo Montoya always writes?