Apparently, the UK is sufficiently unfamiliar with the concept of “candles” that they confuse them with Extraterrestrial Starships.
Personally, I blame the warm beer. And mint sauce.
They’re not UFOs, they’re evil spirits; the work of Satan - please could the witch responsible for this please make herself known so that we can burn her?
But how do we know she’s a witch? She might be a duck, or a small stone!
But she looks like one!
Build a lantern out of 'er!