Speaking as someone who has a lot of respect for Aretha Franklin, and who admires most of her music, I really, really, REALLY wish she’d never recored Respect. Not only because it’s the most overplayed Aretha Franklin song ever, it’s also unquestionably the most annoying. A body of work that includes some of my favorite slow-dance songs, and on the radio, at the ballgame, on the commercial, it’s always “arr ee ess pee EEEE see tee!! Find out what it means to me!!”…repeat, of course. Bleck.
Same deal with Neil Diamond and Proud To Be An American. Even more so considering the unbelievable airplay it got during Desert Storm, not to mention in recent days. I have a hard enough time dealing with national crises without having to listen to this sappy rah-rah patriotism.
Concur on Bobby McFerrin and Don’t Worry Be Happy. His a capaella rendition of Good Lovin’ alone ran circles around it.
And, why, why, WHY did Aqua’s big hit have to be Barbie Girl?? Hey, I have about nine of their songs, and they ALL blow that smarmy piece of bubblegum crap out of the water. (Go listen to Aquarius, Turn Back Time, or In The Heat of The Night and try to convince yourself that this is the same band.)
In the near future, I think we’ll be able to look at I Will Always Love You as the song that torpedoed Whitney Houston’s career. My god, I can’t even think about that one anymore. The fact that it’s been a popular wedding song certainly doesn’t help.
My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion. 'Nuff said. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she has some good songs, but considering that everyone knew that Titanic was going to be big, coudln’t they have chosen someone easier on the ears than a former opera singer? Come to think of it, Kiss From a Rose (Seal), which seemed so totally out of place in a Batman movie, would have been more appropriate.
Not totally sure about Chris Deburgh, but I think Lady In Red pretty much sealed his fate. (Oh yeah, he then had an affair. :))
Re. Dire Straits, I wholeheartedly recommend Twisting By The Pool. It’s a rock and roll song, and also completely unlike anything else they’ve done.
Neurotik - Unfortunately, it’s even worse than that. Their other big hit was Kids In America. Which 1) was originally done by someone else (Kim Wilde) and 2) makes Steal My Sunshine sound like friggin goth rock.
Someday I’m going to have to buy some of those albums just to clear my head. It’s truly astonishing what becomes a hit sometimes.