Damnit. I wanted to try this.
@discobot roll 10d1
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1
I swear I did not look at the roll after elmwood’s post, and I absolutely 100% predicted every single die. I swear! I am fucking clairvoyant!
The bot is the see’r
@discobot fortune
Ask again later
Such a jerk!
Bots have feelings.
I don’t know about you, but every time I see a reference to Discobot or his posts, all I can think of is that old Rick Dees song, “Disco Duck.” Youtube video here, for those who cannot remember:
So, let’s rewrite “Disco Duck” for our automated friend. Here’s some lyrics to “Disco Bot”:
I went to the Straight Dope the other night.
All the posters were treatin’ me right.
Typin’ my posts in the forums there,
So many thoughts I had to share.
But I noticed a poster unknown to me,
Interrupt a thread occasionally.
It told fortunes, threw dice a lot,
Well, look out now; it’s the Disco Bot!
Disco, Disco Bot.
Disco, Disco Bot.
You want him not,
Though he posts a lot…
Very nice, @Spoons, very nice!
Sure, I’ve got the updated version right here:
Discobot? Do you feel better now? Are you ready to come out and play again?
@discobot fortune
sigh
I never heard that song until now and it is even worse than I had imagined.
Try this better. 
Here for less than a month and Bot! At the Disco is already recognizing who brings true value to the boards:
It looks like I’m going to have to move. I’m having a really hard time wrapping my head around it and I fear it may be difficult for me to adjust as I need to maintain a certain continuity of care through the VA. I am a disabled veteran and I feel that there is just no one who is willing to reach out. I need help. Will anyone help?
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
OMG! Thanks discobot!
What kind of monster would want to get rid of you??? It’s just enough to know someone cares to reach out! Hugs times a million!!!
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I always think of Disco Stu, myself. Do you know Disco Stu, @discobot?