Banning disco*bot

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: My reply is no

A clear answer for once.

I thought this was going to be about the Flight of the Conchords “Robots”

"Binary solo

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C’mon sucker lick my battery!.."

Beware of @discobot he don’t play fair.

Hmmm…

Hey Discobot, will you play fair?

@discobot fortune

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. — Napoleon Hill

That figures, if you ask for a quote he will not give you a fortune…

Did you make a choice @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

discobot is okay, except for the quotes. There are a few just in this thread that look spurious.

What a useless piece of crap this @discobot is.

Can’t we trade it in for a toaster or something?

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

I tell you what. Instead of saying that over and over, what don’t you just give us one good reason why we shouldn’t trade you in for a toaster?

@discobot You got nothing? That’s what I thought.

Toasters are overrated.

@Discotoaster display help

Let’s see what happens.

“Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don’t know why I bother to say it. Oh God, I’m so depressed. Here’s another one of those self-satisfied Dopers. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”

@discobot fortune

Can we trade you in for a toaster?
(not that I ever would)

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so