Well, I guess that at least is an option if BigT can figure out the coding for a toaster upgrade. Which, again, I am on record as being against.
(Please don’t banish me to work in the mines, oh dicoverlord!)
Yep.
From Red Dwarf:
Kryten tries to be helpful by fixing the toaster only to discover that it’s the most annoying machine in the universe.
You can’t trust them. As someone said: “The toaster problem is that toasters can not reliably toast a piece of bread.”
Coincidentally, I somehow had missed out on Disco Stu…until yesterday, when he appeared as a NY Times crossword answer.
@Discobot Everything I say is a lie. I am lying.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
@discobot Question: What’s the difference between a toaster and @discobot
@discobot Answer: A toaster cannot cannot reliably toast bread. @discobot cannot reliably do anything.
I say that’s an upgrade.
@discobot fortune
Better not tell you now
Listen to the human.
@discobot fortune
My sources say you should try harder.
@discobot fortune
Sometimes I can make @discobot do something. I guess I’m “lucky.”
< looks around for a cliff >
Should we ban discobot? Let’s find out:
@discobot fortune
Will I ever be a real boy?
@discobot fortune