Baseball kicks ass. Basketball sucks.

Yeah, I know games on turf are just as important and everything, but that was more a lash out at the guy who invented Astroturf, and all that decide to use the ugly, uncomfortable green $hit.

[[So Mr. John: explain why the screwed up already sport is the 2nd most popular sport in the world. What I’d really like to know, although I do like soccer, is why the heck that’s the 1st most popular sport! ]] Monty
In fact, it’s not. As Omnicient notes, auto racing is more popular (don’t have a cite handy, but I don’t believe there is any question about it). I suspect basketball will soon pass soccer, if it hasn’t already.