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Goddamn shit fuck ass monkey dildo bastard ass huggy shove tit fuck fuck shit ass damnit saggy beaver flap boobs whore.

I hate Football.

Goddamn preempt my fucking shows Futurama… Simpsons… Malcom in the Middle… do you know how rare it is for me to be home at 6 on a Sunday? fuck shit horse dick poo poo head

I hate you, football. May you die, and have your grandson’s illegitimate lover rape your mottled ass.

There should be a Football only channel that only plays when there’s a football game. That way they don’t preempt my fucking shows ass munch pussy munge donkey dick lick tickle fuckers.

–Tim

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I love football :slight_smile:

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What Homer said.

It always manages to cut into the X-Files, too, 'cause everything gets pushed back.

Football is bad.

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Football good. Reruns bad.

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::grunts::
Me love football
Me love Simpsons, too
Football win.

Why is the word ‘stapler’ in this thread title? If it was to make me laugh at the ridiculousness, you succeeded, but then I have a bizarre sense of humor.

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Notice the word “mask” in the title. That was originally “masking tape” but I ran out of room.

Fucking football.

–Tim

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Yeah, but how do you really feel about football? Don’t hold back.

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No matter what anyone says I still love football!

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Personally, my eyes singled out “ass mask” in the title. Along with Byz’s “ribbon clerk”, this will become one of my new insults.

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Move to England. You can be preempted with soccer, a torture I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

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Football, good.
Preseason football, bad.

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Pro sports are for morons, of course. But you knew that.

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Me like West Coast. All games done by Futurama time. No pre-empting here. Me say yay.

BTW, they were all reruns. Futurama: the robots who hate mankind try to destroy it. Simpsons: Hmm. Apparently I don’t remember. I remember a few gags, but not the plot. Malcolm: Mom gets really sick, boys ditch school by convincing her in her sicky delirium that it’s Sunday.

Anyway, all that to say: Me like Pacific Time.

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Bunch of gies line up, run into each other. Commercial. Bunch of guys line up, run into each other. Commercial. Bunch of gies line up, run into each other. Commercial. Bunch of guys line up, run into each other. Commercial.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm…

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You will notice, that due to my amazing copy and paste skills, I managed to repeat the same stupid type twice

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You’d better not be dissing monster, because you’ll have a posse of Dopers out for your blood in a heartbeat.

Although, if you’re dissing me, I don’t think anybody could care less…

ANYWAYS…football is cool when it doesn’t interrupt my favorite programs (I also love the West Coast).

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They’re relatively considerate in England, where you can watch football 4 pm to 5-45pm and Manchester United in imperious form thrashing the toon 2-0, then grab something to eat, then settle down for four consecutive episodes of the Simpsons. Oh, and a LOT of adverts.

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Football should only be played between the World Series and the start of spring training.

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A-fucking-men.

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I’m with Homer on this . . . After seeing that goddam football was prempting everything on Fox, I said, “oh, well, I’ll just see what’s on 60 Minutes . . .” GOLF!

I mean, why the hell do they have sports channels if they’re just going to preempt programming that REAL people might want to see?!

Bastards, they should all die like pigs in hell.