I am already laughing because I know what is going to happen.
Once I put a LOT of really oily stuff on my hair and put a towel over it to let it set. But it started to run out on my naked shoulders, so I had to go get in the bathtub.
That was fine. I took the towel off and just let the oil drain over my body for the rest of the thirty minute period. The oil puddled around my body in the tub.
At the end of the thirty minutes, I easily slid down to the faucets and turned the water on to rinse off. Good.
But I needed soap and shampoo. They were back up at the other end of the tub. Slightly uphill. I am very short and my arms aren’t long. There was no way I could just reach out and get them.
I tried kicking off from the end of the tub, but that didn’t work.
I got on my knees and elbows and tried to “walk” to the end. I almost made it, but when I reached for the shampoo, I slid back toward the drain.
I didn’t have the strength to lunge because I was laughing so hard and I am old.
I think I finally threw myself out of the tub onto a mat like a beached whale.