Bats. BJs. Bats BJs. Does not compute. Newslink. NSFW, if your boss is a Bat.

Dammit! Bats give eaach other BJs! Whoda thunk it!

No. It doesn’t involve Bruce Wayne & Dick Grayson.

So you’re saying that this has nothing to do with Batman’s boner?

I missed this thread and posted the same link in the Weird Animal News thread.

That female bat can lick the penis WHILE it’s in her vagina. Man, I’ve got to meet a girl with that kind of flexibility.

Useful for times when Batman’s not prepared.

Fruit flies use oral sex to get their ladies in the mood.

If I’m reading that right, they even reciprocate!

I did not know that “to pull a boner” meant to make a mistake. Heck, I didn’t even know the phrase was ever used.

So my ignorance of my ignorance has been fought!

This has nothing to do with oral sex in bats, but several years ago I was at the Louisville Zoo, and they have a LARGE open flight cage in the nocturnal house for their fruit bats. i watched them for a long time, they were facinating.

A fight broke out between 2 male bats… 2 obviously male bats. They were both sporting erections.

Very large, hot pink erections.

Forget ‘hung like a horse’. Proportionately, ‘hung like a bat’ would be much more complementary. Their penises were up around their chins, no kidding. I expected them to use the damned things like a light saber.

Just tossin’ that bit out…

“My name is Richard Grayson, and I approve this message.” :smiley:

did you have your camera with you?

Actually, I did, but being in the nocturnal house, it was too dark to get pictures without the flash, and if I had used the flash, I would have gotten nothing but glare from the glass.

so it is nothin’ but a memory for me… :cool:

Yeah, but would a girl with that kind of flexibility ever leave the house?