So increadibly witty.
I tell ya, every omnivore is a comedian. Too bad their jokes are so unoriginal. 
I just hope there isn’t another outbreak of Mad Carrot Disease. It was heartbreaking to see them round up all those little baby carrots for slaughter. I felt like Jodi Foster in “The Silence Of The Yams.”
Sorry, It just slipped out.
Okay, that got a chuckle.