Have you got anything without quite so much rat in it?
…until the word ‘Maudlin’ is almost totally obscured.
Next on BBC1, it’s “The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots.”
Thug 1: Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?
Mary, Queen of Scots: Yes?
sound FX: Bam! Crash! Thud!
Mary: Ahhhh!
SFX: Whap! Thud! Bang!
Mary: Ahhhh!
SFX: Crash! Bam! Pow!
silence.
Thug 1: She’s not moving.
Thug 2: I think she’s dead.
Mary: No I’m not!
SFX: Bam! Crash! Hit!
Mary: Ahhhh!
SFX: Thud! Pow! Bang!
Mary: Ahhhh!
Announcer: It is now time for your radio to explode!