The best movie that no one will admit to liking is “So I Married an Axe Murderer”…The least meaningful statistical measure in baseball would be a pitcher’s wins and losses…Does anyone else think back to the great front “man” of the Jackson 5 and wonder what the heck happened?..For the money, nothing can beat a good Vegas all you can eat buffet…If I were a black man, I’d either go with the shaved head or the semi-dreads. I’ve considered this choice often…If I were a woman, nothing but sun dresses and I would get implants…The New England Patriots will lose in the AFC title game next year to a team that didn’t even make the playoffs this year…No show has lost it’s luster in reruns quite like the Shelley Long years on Cheers…Pizza perfection is spinach, mushrooms, onions, and extra cheese. Thin crust of course…
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Sorry, I can’t. It’s my week to be Paul Harvey.
…the Bose Acoustic Wave…represents the very finest in sound technology. I love it and I’ve been stone deaf for thirty years. I love it because it crushes garlic into Garlique better than any product marketed today for that purpose. I also like pounding other things with the Bose Acoustic Wave…soft things, mostly…Pound pound pound pound pound pound pound…
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But that little boy, whose own mother called him a sissy when he got seasick, whose own father called him a sissy when he threw up his first beer, gets called something else now. They call him “Captain.” As in, “Captain Joe Hazelwood.” And now you know the rrrrrrrrrrrrest of the story.
What is the question?
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Tonight, exclusive, multi-media superstar Homer Jay Simpson.
Always controversial, he survived ratings wars as well as numerous animated near-death experiences. And now his first interview about being accused of rape by a woman who’s hit him with a multimillion dollar lawsuit.
Then, a gorgeous young model, a drunken driver, her perfect face and a promising career shattered. The reconstructive surgery so agonizing she nearly lost her mind along with her looks. It’s all next on LARRY KING LIVE.
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Grand Rapids MIchigan, you’re on with Phyllis Diller!