Bear_Napples attends uh weddin'! (Prepare to say "Holy Crap"... A lot)

Okay then! Wouldn’t be surprising, would it, though…?

So, Bear, since some the account that bumped this got cornfielded. . .

How did things end up?

I for one just saw this thread for the first time and I am appalled that Bear Nenno did not polish his shoes. I presume there is a Drill Instructors branch of the JAG-where I can report this breach?