Aww, don’t feel so bad Lectricity, we all know you meant to say “DAB” instead of “BAD”. And hey, that’s still a word. Don’t fret! We’ll just forget this little incident…
Aha! Ana eat a man (dad). A Canabal!
(I’m taking some artistic license with spelling.)
applause
Alternating a’s. An acceptable, albeit alien, artistic accomplishment. Almost as attainable, afterwards, as allitteration.
Ahem. Absent alliteration, assonance.
(takes deep breath)
A big crow died ere Fawnsingtonbury Grove, hiking in jello knickers, loving most nose octopi picking Q-tip roses, stopping the Ultharian vase with xylophone yogurt, zirconium-flavoured.
(collapses)
Zoogirl (Your name here) Xizor Weirddave Violet UncleBeer TheLoadedDog SPOOFE Redukter Qwertyasdfg Purd Werfect Opalcat Nukeman Monkeypants Lectricity Kabbes Jarbabyj Iampunha Heresiarch Gazoo FireUnderpantsBoobs Eternal Daowajan Cougarfang Beagledave Astro
GASP
Easy way to remember the alphabet backwards…
note: these are RANDOM names…
well “boredom” has every other letter being a vowel…
no, a.
I admit that I can’t spell letter but every 3rd letter in
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!
ia a D.
How do you get ‘a’?
d (the d is not part of the response, just how I sign these things.)
Sure, rub it in.
He took a black house key and killed Kevin skiing .
Every 6th letter is a ‘k’. Beat that.
Courtesy of John Updike:
Affable, bibulous, corpulent, dull,
Eager-to-find-a-seat, formidible,
Garrulous, humorous, icy, jejune,
Knockabout, laden-with-luggage (maroon),
Mild-mannered, narrow-necked, oval-eyed, pert,
Querrelous, rakish, seductive, tart, vert-
iginous, willowy, xanthic (or yellow),
young zebesque are my passengers fellow.
Alana saw an Alabama banana man at a Canada cabana.
Russia! Number one! U.S.A.! Pt’hooey!
And now, Nikolai Volkoff will sing the Russian national anthem…
I hardly think that’s necessary.
Just in case anyone is at all interested:
I’ve been thinking of words you could use in constructing a sentence in which every other letter is an “a.” Here’s what I have so far:
Verbs (or words that double as nouns and verbs without needing non-“a” containing prepositions.)
saw
was
fan
say
pay
pat
tap
wag
lap
ram
nab
sat
wax
rap
sag
** Nouns that don’t double as verbs **
bar
pal
oat
oar
ear
cabal
cab
alata (Yeah, I know it’s obscure. I have no idea how I’d use it.)
ama (It’s a verb in Spanish, too.)
ayah
tar
jam
rat
cat
cap
mag
man
data
sap
can
par
bay
dab
day
way
ray
banana
caw
canal
gam
cam
cad
yam
tapas
zap
Adjectives
far
fat
gay
Interjections and other stuff
Aha!
Ha, ha!
Yay!
as a
at a
nay
a la
a.k.a.
Abbreviations, acronyms, and assorted geeky things
PABA
TATA
AMA
ADA
para-
2-PAM
RAM
Proper nouns and proper adjectives
Nana
Nan
Ana
Tamara
Marat
Rama
Sara (and Sarah)
Tara
Alana
Panama
'Nam
Da Gama
Arab
Alabama
Rabat
Ararat
Ramat Gan
May
It’s truly amazing, the amount of time and effort I can spend procrastinating sometimes. Now I’ll get back to work.
Ooh, wait-I forgot “sax” and…oh, never mind.
I hope this post isn’t a threadkiller.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me sometimes. I swear…
With much thanks to Dr_Paprika and Scribble…
Nana Rabat AKA Tamara saw an Alabama banana man at a Canada cabana. Yay!!!
Now I would sure like to meet this Alabama banana man. He sure seems to get around.
I remember the time my Grandmother, Tamara Rabat, told me about how her friend Asa Smith, who was an tropical fruit expert vacationing on the Gulf Coast, became annoyed at their waitress Sara Jones, a Caribbean immigrant, who refused to reheat his appetizers in the microwave.
In other words:
Nana Rabat aka Tamara saw a Bahama Mama, Sara, zap a banana data man, Asa, nada tapas at an Alabama cabana bar.
Little Nimo, I’m speechless.
Alana: Gah!
Ava: Alana saw a fat rat?
Sara: Alaska.
(:D)