I give you a series of ten random letters, say;
F T D H I J W W R C
and the next poster writes a ten word telegram, each word beginning with those letters. So,
Fight To Death Heinrich In Joust While Wearing Red Corset
Only it’s supposed to be funny, unlike mine. Let’s see if this flies.
Here ya go!!!
G R Y H T T I P S
Got Redemption You Have To Try It Perfectly Safe
God, I sound like a christian ad… (he said using the name in vain 
)
My turn?
J L D I M S S T A R
Just Let’s Do It Monkey Style: Swing, Thrust and Repeat
E N C A L A L I E L
Enterprising Noisy Catamites Always Love Androgynous Left-handed Idiots Eating Loudly.
F Y E S P W N Y D S
For Your Emphatic Special Pleasure… Wait! Not You, Dumb Shit!
P U T I C H Y I Q N C
Putz! Ultress thinks I can’t hear you. Intense quiet. No cats.
N K W A P S U R L E
No kids walked around. Perhaps some used really large elephants.
M U L L I N A T O R
Hey, it’s ten letters. It just kinda jumped out at me.
Men usually lure ladies into necking at the old roadhouse.
G S T M O O F
I can count, really, I can! One more try:
G S T M O O F I N T
GSTMOOFINT
Geez, someone tell me of others farting in neighborhood trees…
ROFL
Whoops forgot to leave one… How about…
T Y R I P L B W A
T Y R I P L B W A
This year really is perfectly lousy because warthogs accumulate.
B K R B O P S D X I
B K R B O P S D X I
“Being kind really blows,” one pretty sarcastic dipshit (xenophon41) indicated.
M V T S L Y I B T E
B K R B O P S D X I
Bruised knees revealing brutal orally presented sex disparages xanthochroid individuals.
Whew! Here goes…
T J P Q N N I A C V
Thou just posted quite nonsequential nonsense! Instead, always check view!
My VD’s treatable! So, like, you interested boink this evening?
H A W D D M S G H S
Should have been:
“My VD’s treatable! So, like, you interested? Boink this evening?”
Silly me.
H A W D D M S G H S
He’s A Worthless Dickhead Dammit. My Sister Gave Him Syphilis!
F G W C I L O A D S
Have any weed? Does doing marijuana supercede graduating high school?
D G E R K M H H Q R
Argh.
Forget God? We Christians indict lots of atheists. Destroy Satan!