Has anyone here tried liquid butter or liquid margarine? Squirt bottle, much easier to use? The idea tempts me, but the stuff is a bit pricey…
Makes perfect sense. I know lots of people who react to this with an appalled “ew!” of moral disgust. But, why? Considering the gunk that comes off our bodies when we shower, a little pee is probably less revolting.
I’m so lazy, I don’t “string” string cheese, but just bite off chunks.
I’m so lazy, I don’t wind spaghetti around my fork, but just tilt the bowl and sort of slurp it. Same with soup: why bother with a spoon?
I’m so lazy, I don’t drain pasta. I only add as much water as will all be absorbed.
I’m so lazy, I map out my driving route to involve as many right turns, and as few left turns, as possible (while minimizing turns overall.)
(…and I paid a local high school kid to compose this post! )
Parking that way is not only easier, but saves time and gas. Also, if I park near the door, I still have to walk the Lab before daring to take it inside. Exercise stimulates elimination.
I butter my sandwich bread instead of putting mustard or whatever on it – depending on what kind of sandwich it is. A ham sandwich, for example, consists of two pieces of (buttered) rye toast, one slab of ham, and one slab of cheese.
I’m so lazy that I compulsively rinse out every dish I carry over to put by the sink until it’s visually clean – for two lazy reasons. First, so that I can stack up the dishes and leave them sitting there by the sink for a lot longer before they start to stink. Second, because I am too lazy to unlearn this habit even though I now have both an automatic dishwasher that gets run every day and a husband who cleans the kitchen about 80% of the time it needs it.
I’m so lazy…I spend a day cooking things ahead for the week, then putting them in the freezer. Bacon. Burgers. Hamburger for burritos or whatever. Spaghets, meatballs in sauce, and a tupperware bowl of pasta. Sliced pork tenderloin or sliced chicken with gravy. Rice. When it’s time for us to eat in the evening (anywhere between 8 and 10) , I’m too tired at the end of the day to go stand in the kitchen messing it up and smelling up the house. I started doing this when I was a new mom and never went back to the old way.
I’m so lazy I meticulously stack dishes in the sink just so under the tap…so that the dripping water from the leaking faucet fills and eventually cleans them!
(I still wash them by hand with detergent later, but it’s mostly to keep the Food Police at bay. It’s amazing how thoroughly clean a “drip…drip…drip” for hours can get a chili bowl. And yes, the landlord’s been called to fix the leak. Repeatedly. I’m glad she’s the one paying for the water!)
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