About 35 hits, most of which are me (random film credits, my one mention in Daily Variety, an article the local paper did about me, a few “man on the street” quotes from the paper).
I’m also apparently a porn star or model of some sort.
I’m assuming since the shoe size is not an American one, that the Bust-Waist-Hips is centimeters, not inches. At least, I hope.
You don’t happen to be a middling-important heavyweight in West Coast volleyball circles. Because I write erotic fiction under a pen name, and every time I put my pen name in quotes on Google, I get this volleyball person.
I used to publish law books during the XVIII° century, but I eventually became a soccer player.
With or without my name in quotes, there are literally thousands of hits - mostly because of a professional baseball player, a midwestern politician, and a wedding DJ who all share my name. But with quotes, and also adding the state in which I live, I get the review of a local restaurant I wrote years ago for CitySearch.
Many of me were in the military. And a somewhat famous doctor who does something connected to education. And a Democratic politician in New Jersey. None, however are about me.
Wow. I never realized what an exciting guy I was:
Astronomer
Skateboarder
Amateur Thesbian
Professional Photographer
Gun Nut (OK, this one actually is about me)
Some sort of Cattle Baron
Shill for a Pesticide Company
Special Forces Staff Sergeant
Bluegrass Musician
Ham Radio Enthusiast
That threw me, as well. Thread title is “Beacuse we’ve all done this…” and it links to a cartoon of a guy with dynamite strapped to his chest… :dubious: Something you need to tell us, silenus?
Well, the first link I got was titled “Living with a Colostomy”, so I got a bit discouraged.
GES
When the wife is away for a week, the mind does wander a bit… 
Thanks, Hal. I owe you one.
Unless you were writing erotic fiction about that American Idol movie (what was it called?), you’re probably not the one.
Hmph. What a buncha lightweights.
Results 1 - 10 of about 373,000 for “Michael Miller”
Results 1 - 10 of about 147 for “Michael John Miller”
I’m an MD, DVM, Pilates Instructor and USELESS in these kinda searches.
723 hits. Damn, there’s a lot of people walking around out there using my name!
Most prominently, a Scottish football (soccer) player, a Professor of Psychiatry (ick!!!), and an avant-garde filmmaker.
Couple dozen hits that were genuinely me interspersed in there, including, to my astonishment, a record of my Eagle Scout ceremony which took place in 1976!
Lots of hits, most of them me for the first several pages. Author, publisher, old tech things I worked on, all sorts of good stuff.
Ooh, and I’m glad I checked because I just saw for the first time that someone referenced my research in the Journal of American Foklore in the Spring 2005 issue… unfortunately I must have let my membership lapse and I haven’t seen it… wouldn’t you know they go and use me on a source for something at a time when i’m not in the group. And the online reference that mentioned it won’t let me get it, grr. I need to track that down. The author of the piece is a Jungian so I bet her conclusions are opposite of mine… and from the abstract it sounds like she also references rather bogus studies.
Once in a great while there’s a mention of the other guy with my somewhat unusual name who just accidentally lives in the same town I do but isn’t directly related. Of course as much as his existence is occasionally annoying to me (going to a health clinic and having the records cross occasionally), my existence must be really annoying to him when he goes to Google himself.
And then way down on Google’s list are accidental pairing of the Germanic stock words that happen to match my first and last names.