I would reccommend the following, it may not be the best solution, but it’s a start.
No.1
Get a massage once a week, a good deep tissue, professional massage (No Asian ones :P)
Why?
This helps relieve you muscles of “toxins” deposited from bad food and stress. (note: I use quotes to avoid the use of the definition of toxins from disproving my post)
No.2
Eat plenty of healthy protein, like fish (I like tuna), try to avoid stuff that was fed hormones or chemicals (like most chicken and beef, although it wouldn’t hurt much)
Drink plenty of water, and a good supplement like Met-Rx (one packet a day).
Eat your vegetables and fruits, and stick to a low fat diet, stay away from saturated fats, unsat’s are ok in moderation.
You may want to buy your veggies and fruits from a whole foods place, but it’s up to you.
Why?
Your body needs protein to maintain muscle mass, and other important stuff!
The supplement is so you don’t have to worry about your vitamin intake
The water will help flush you body of bad stuff after excercise, massages, etc.
Fruits have good simple sugars that you need after a workout
Eat your vegetables because your mother told you so.
No.3
Work out by doing some cardio excercise and some non cardio excercise such as running and free-weights (respectively). Do each on alternating days, or whatever makes you comfortable. I tend to lift weights 3-4 days a week, and do cardio when I can.
Why?
Working out will help burn off fat that stores those the stuff you want to get rid of, and give you a nice beach body too.
No.4
Have fun on the weekends, eat what you want, as long as it’s in line with the level of strictness you want to maintain during the week. It’s ok to go one level up on the weekends, like eating desert and stuff, but you sound like you want to go for broke.
If you do this for 6 weeks, I’m sure not only will you feel better, but you’ll look much better and be much more confident about yourself. You may even be able to go pick up that sexy babe you see every morning when your going to work, and when her husband finds out you’ve been violating their marriage, you’ll have the muscles to beat him up!