Beer Genie

Cafe Society
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It’s the end of a long Friday, and all you want is a cold brew to relax with, so you go searching through the fridge but all you can find is a can of Coors Light that dates from ghod-knows-where or when. You pop the top…and a shloshed genie appears. He teleports the both of you to The Belmont Station and tells you that instead of three wishes he will grant you three beers-one from the tap, a bottle to take home, and a keg to share with others. Mine would be

  1. Tap-Cask strength Hales Supergoose IPA
  2. Bottle-Stone Oak Bastard
  3. Keg-Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA
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  1. Tap: I’m with you on the cask. Never pass one up if available.
  2. Bottle: Hebrew Bitter Lenny 12oz I’ve liked everything I’ve tried from those jokers.
  3. Keg: Lagunitas Fusion X. Love Lagunitas.
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Tap - Boneyard Armored Fist Imperial CDA (I have no idea what this is, but I want some!)
Bottle - Anything will do because you can’t get Bishop’s Finger over here any more. :frowning:
Keg - Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (God’s beer)

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Tap: Bass Ale
Bottle: Pliny The Elder
Keg: IPA 395

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Have you had this before? If not, you are in for a treat, guaranteed.

6

That would be just my “Monkey’s Paw” luck. I* hate* beer.

I’d probably try one and give the other two wishes to folks nearby.

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You might want to skip my upcoming “Jock Itch Genie” thread, too.

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Good thing I’m drinking one right now. Have a 12-pack in the fridge. That’ll get me through the next few hours.

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That sounds like something Oglaf would come up with. And the itch would be mandatory.

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Yes I have had a bottle of Pliny The Elder…just one, unfortunately. There are only a couple of stores that stock it in my area, and they usually sell out within a day of getting a new shipment. Tasty stuff!

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My favorite bar gives me (and a bunch of others) an email alert when they get any. Within 48 hrs it’s sold out. Re: Pliny The Elder.

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I’m not sharing and no stinkin’ Genie can make me!

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What you do with it is your business, of course. :smiley:

So, what are your three choices?

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Well, lets do a Boddington on Tap, a bottle of Sapporo and a keg of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

Wanna hear a funny beer joke?

The bars around my slacker-ski town have convinced the idiot snowboarding hipsters that Pabst is drinkable, and they *line up to pay $2 for a can *of this crap, and think they are getting a deal!