- becasue one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.
Cliffy:
Well, you see Norm, it’s like this.
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weakest brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Beer - It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I hear a little voice trapped saying “drink me.” It’s tied to it’s neck with five little friends.
Life is too short to drink bad beer.
My good friend Homer Simpson once said, “Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”. I’ve lived his advice ever since.
I have respect for Beer.
I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
In heaven, there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.
Beer. Because Jesus drank wine, and we all know how that worked out for him.
True, but Johny Walker wisdom is well documented.
Just don’t listen to Commie Walker’s wisdom. He is not to be trusted. Only listen to the black guy. He has the wisdom that comes with advanced age.
It is said that when you die, you’re brought before the pearly gates and shown to a barrel filled with all the beer that you’ve wasted in your lifetime. Into this barrel you’re lowered headfirst and if you drown … SHAME ON YOU!
I’d also like to say: Sierra Nevada is bottling their IPA!! WooHoo!!
As Jack Handy said, if you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Tonight, it’s Espresso Stout and roasted veggie pizza and hockey. Mmmmm.
I have a few good reasons for drinking,
and one has just entered my head:
If a man does not drink while he’s living,
how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
There once was a man from 'round here
Who drank a whole lot of bad beer
He threw up chunks
Which put him in funks
Which made him buy lots more bad beer
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
~Ernest Hemingway