Almost two months ago I posted a thread about the awful consequences of cloning Beethoven from DNA recovered from his recently-found skull:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345427&highlight=Beethoven
Now it’s time for the sequel, in which a slavering wild Beethoven faces off in musical battle against a reconstituted Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. They’re trying to get Jeff Goldblum to reprise his role as a chaoticist interested in musicology from the first Beethoven Park:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060103/ap_on_sc/austria_mozart_s_skull
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